Alan's mum and dadnThey brought him up quite wellnThey taught him how tonread and writenAnd how to speak 'n' spell TMnBut now he's getting oldernHe's broken all his toysnThey're sending him on holidaynWith other naughty boysnBut it makes him laughnAnd the world laughs with himnNever would have guessednHe'd get it wrongnnWe're making it up as we go alongnnJosephine and ShirleynWere the girls that I like bestnBut now I see their loversnAre both buried in a chestnTheir father built the rockerynThat hid their little crimenNow Shirley's doing magazinesnAnd Daddy's doing timennBut it makes him laughnha! ha!nAnd the world laughs with himnHe never would have guessednshe'd get it rightnNever would have guessednshe'd turn out my lightnIt don't take a minutenNo it won't take longnnWe're making it up as we go alongnHumming a half remembered songnWhen we woke up we thoughtnwhat's the big dealnThen we remembernThis is for reallllllllnnWell you've got to laughnAnd the world laughs with younFeel the fear and do it anywaynAre you gonna comenGonna come outside and playnnNo it don't take a minutenNo I don't take longnnWe're making it up as we go alongnHumming a half remembered songnWhen we woke up we thoughtnwhat's the big dealnThen we remembernThis is for real...nnThis is for REAL!n