nnMAGGIE (::calming them down::) Girls, girls, girls, girls... (::Ripping off bits of pink material she has taken from the shelf, ngiving them to each secretary::) Listen: take this to all the designers; I want dresses made up in exactly this shade of pink. nBabs: take this round to Kaiser Delmont, I want shoes and stockings in exactly this colour. Laura: everything goes pink! I nwant the whole issue pink; I want the whole country pink! (::Pauses::) Lettie: take an editorial: (::dramatically::) To the women nof America...—no, make it to the women everywhere: banish the black, burn the blue, and bury the beige! From now on ngirls... nnMAGGIE. nThink pink! think pink! when you shop for summer clothes. nThink pink! think pink! if you want that quel-que chose. nRed is dead, blue is through, nGreen's obscene, brown's taboo. nAnd there is not the slightest excuse for plum or puce nor chartreuse. nThink pink! forget that Dior says black and rust. nThink pink! who cares if the new look has no bust. nNow, I wouldn't presume to tell a woman nwhat a woman oughtta think, nBut tell her if she's gotta think: think pink! nnWOMEN. nfor bags! pink for shoes! nRazzle, dazzle and spread the news! nAnd pink's for the lady with joie de vive! nPinks for all the family. nTry pink shampoo. nPink toothpaste too. nPlay in pink, all day in pink, nPretty gayin pink. nDrive in pink, come alive in pink, nHave a dive in pink. nGo out dancing but just remember one thing: nYou can get a little wink nIf you got a little pink nIn your swing. nnMEN (::painters, with NYC accents::) nThink pink! think pink, it's the latest word, you know. nThink pink! think pink and you're Michelangelo. nnWOMEN. nFeels so gay, feels so bright. nMakes you day, makes you night. nPink is now the colour to which nyou gotta switch! nnMEN. n(--Do what you gotta switch!--) nnWOMEN. nEvery stitch! nnMEN. n(--Every stitch you switch!--) nnMAGGIE. nThink pink! think pink on the long, long road ahead. nnWOMEN And MEN. nOn the road, (--And MAGGIE--) think pink! nnMAGGIE. n...think pink and the world is rosey-red nnWOMEN And MEN. n(--Everything's rosey.--) nnMAGGIE. nEverything on the great horizon, nEverything that you can think— nand that includes the kitchen sink, nThink pink! nnWOMEN And MEN. nThink pink, think pink nThink pink, think pink nThink pink, think pink!n