You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
Chito:
More margarita for my cute senorita
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava
Chuggin down on my J&B while checkin out the parts of my date's anatomy
Forget the brains forget the personality
What I'm after is your effect on my gravity like Trinity
Flying high with her kicks and controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick
Band:
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
Chito:
Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Flashing some cash and some rock star bullshit
Going in for the thrill moving in for the kill
I got us a room in a fancy hotel and we got everything we need
A big bag of money a bigger bag of weed
And we try to impress as we start to undress
Stop the press we need to get this
Band:
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it's almost over but it's only on the rise
Mental message by visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack
Chito:
I like to keep it going coz' I got it going on
But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so
Vinci:
My name is Vinci and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very very kind
I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say I'm bad but I am good
So shut up now and eat some food
Chito:
Tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran
Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka pa rin bang talent
Vinci:
Tsong ano bang sinasabi mo
Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling akong kumanta
Alam mo ba yung picha pie
Chito:
Kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta
Vinci:
Diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa
Alam nating mas okay nung ako yung kumanta
Chito:
Tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang at
Alam mo naman na pang-back-up ka lang at
Ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta ilan
Vinci:
Wala eh ano ngayon
Band:
Alam naman nating lahat
Na si Vinc naman talaga dapat
Ang vocalist ng parokya band
Ng parokya ni edgar
Chito:
Teka lang one minute Pwede bang paki-ulit
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo
Subalit bakit mo naman nasabing ikaw ang nararapat
Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat
Vinci:
Eh bat ibang singers naman kahit di nila sinulat
Ang kinakanta nilang kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko at ni Quino at ni Benedict Aquino
Na wala nga yatang mas-sisikat pa kahit na sino
Chito:
Ewan ko sandali wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha ng malupet
Baka makatikim ka ng sasuwela de kamao
Na si listo el de gato sa gulpihang de kontodo
Vinci:
Talaga hindi nga tatawa na ba ako
Hindi porket koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwando
Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras
Dindin:
Sandali lang wag muna kayong maglaban
Bago kayo magsuntukan
Bat di nyo muna pag-usapan ang di maunawaan
Sige na kiss na, peace na please
Ang bayad mo sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nagyari sa iba
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba
Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula...
Band:
Alam naman nating lahat
Na mahal namin ang isa't-isa't
Walang iwanan sa parokya band
Sa parokya ni edgar
Band:
Band... Band...
Chito:
Ah di ko alam kung paano tatapusin yung kanta
Kaya ganito nalang bigla nalang mawawala
The Yes Yes Show
Parokya Ni Edgar
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Lyrics by Parokya Ni Edgar
Absorbing Man Akala Alimango All Right Alone With You Alumini Homecoming Alumni Homecoming Amats Amboy Ang Parokya Anti-Matter (edited By Sonny R.) Bagsakan Barkada Batangas Coffee Bato Beh Buti Nga Boys Do Falling Love Buloy Buttsins Celfone Wallet Cge Na Nman Chikinini Choco Late Choco Latte Cobrabird Don't Think Don't Touch My Birdie Don't Think Don't Touch My Birdie Eman F.L.O.C.K Family Dinner First Day Funk Friendzone Mo Mukha Mo Gising Na Gitara Halaga Hapi Nu Yir Harana High Hosana Ngayon Pasko Hosanna Ngayong Pasko How To Make A Love Song How To Make Love Song Iisa Lang Inuman Na It's Ok It's Ok Iwanan Mo Na Siya Kahalagahan Kailan Pa Kaleidoscope World Katawan Kayang Kaya Kaya? Labsung Lagi Mong Tatandaan Lastikman Lazy Lolo Bye Lutong Bahay Macho Madapaka Magic Spaceship Magic Time (Intro) Mang Jose Maniwala ka sana Maybe Someday Minamahal Kita Miss Pakipot Mr. Suave Mukha Ng Pera Muli My One And Only You My Shattered Belief Namamasko Po Name Fun Nandyan Nanjan Nescafe Nobody But You Ok Lang Ako Oka Tokat Okatokat Olops One & Only One And Only One And Only You One Hit Combo One Step Orange Original Song Pakiusap Lang Pangarap Ko Sa Buhay Pangarap Lang Kita Papa Cologne Paparap Para Sa'yo Para Sa'yo Para Sayo Parang Ayoko Na Parol Ni Edgar Picha Pie Please Don't Touch My Birdie Pompiang Pumapatak Ang Ulan Red Pants Sad Trip Sampip San Man Patungo Sana Ngayong Pasko Sayang Silvertoes Simbang Gabi Sorry Na Superstar Swimming Beach Taimo Pesticide Tamad Si Santa Tange Tatlong Araw Ted Hannah Telepono The Crush The Orange (real Title Is Orange Only) The Ordertaker This guy is in love with you pare This Guy's In Love With You Pare This Guy's in Love With You, Pare This Guy's In Love With You Pare Track No. 1 Trip Tsaka Na Lang Tungkol Sau Untitled Victor Could Victor Would Wag Kang Mag-Alala Wag Mo Na Sana Wala Lang Yun Walang Nangyari Walong Baso Why Y Y? Yes yes show Your song
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