Hello Andreas McGraffnHello Davidson ScottnHave I ever told ye about the whales of AfricanNo ya haven'tnThe lived long agonLong before the echoes of timennThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynnOh once there was a time where only sea creatures livednIt was a dark gloomy time with no food to givenThey feed on guacamolesnThey drink mercurynAnd whenever they have tonThey will hide in an angry treennThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynnBelieve it or notnThese stories are truenAnd believe it or notnThese whales are not bluenThey're purple with pink polka dotsnAnd bright yellow square spotsnThey love cooking monkey meatnIn triangular potsnnThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynnIf you encounter one of thesenBe sure you don't have any cheesenIt makes the animal go insanenAnd they'll use suction cups to dismantle your brainnnThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynnCome onnnThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to staynnLast timennThe whales of Africa they ain't comin' to playnThe whales of Africa yes they are here to stay