HERNANDEZWell, did you bring me my money,My cab fareMy new shoes?I got expenses, you knowWhere's my weekly dues?SALI ain't giving you my fucking money.HERNANDEZOye, mother fucker, where's this jibaro from?You go when I say.I call, you come.You know it takes a strong man to survive.It ain't no accident that you're still alive.HERNANDEZ & THE VAMPIRESWe stand for the neighborhoodHERNANDEZHe still lives with his mami, but he sneaks down,A coolie in the shadow of the playgroundYou want to fight for your people, don't you, Sal?SALWell, yeah, if I got to.HERNANDEZOh, you got to. Come here, I want to show you something.This is the cave of The Vampires,Count Dracula's castle,The very sight could turn a white man grey.Made in the shade, use my umbrellaBlack like the night we fly in.That blade is all you need to keep the dogs away.So, you want to be a vampire, man! That's good.We always looking for young blood in the neighborhood nowCarlos Apache collects the duesSo you bring us something that we can useHERNANDEZ & THE VAMPIRESIf you got the balls, then come on, mette mano,If you got the balls, then come on, mette mano,HERNANDEZFrenchy Cordero goes down to Hell's KitchenTo sell the Irish some weedSo this Paddy Boy's mother on the stoop starts bitchin''Bout spics is a mongrel breedNow here comes her sonHe looks like a ton of corned beefFloating in beerHe says'Fucking Puerto Rican dope-dealing punkGet your shit-brown ass out of here.'HERNANDEZ & THE VAMPIRES'Fucking Puerto Rican dope-dealing punkGet your shit-brown ass out of here.'We stand for the neighborhood.HERNANDEZSo the shanty-town Irish they kicked his ass good.Fractured his collar boneCo?o, all I was thinking is, 'What home of the brave?This a fucking war zone'THE VAMPIRESIf you got the balls, then come on, mette mano,We stand for the neighborhood.If you got cojones, come on, mette manoWe stand for the neighborhoodIf you got the balls, then come on, mette mano,We stand for the neighborhood.If you got cojones, come on, mette manoLead Vocal-Paul SimonBackground Vocal-Angelo AponteBackground Vocal-Milton CardonaBackground Vocal-Hechter UbarryBackground Vocal-David DavilaBackground Vocal-Hans GiraldoBackground Vocal-Luis MarreroBackground Vocal-Angel RamirezBackground Vocal-Robert VargasPiano-Oscar HernandezBass Guitar-Bernie MinosoCongas-Edwin MontalvoTimbales-Johnny AndrewsBongos, Cowbell-Pablo NunezTrumpet, Solo Trumpet-Ray VegaTrumpet-John WalshTrombone-Luis LopezTenor-Mitch FrohmanBaritone Sax-Pablo CalogeroHorn Arrangement-Oscar Hernandez
Lyrics by Paul Simon
10 Years (Oprah Winfrey Show 10 Year Anniversary T... 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover 7 O'Clock News / Silent Night 7 O'Clock News / Silent Night A Church Is Burning A Hazy Shade Of Winter A Heart In New York A Most Peculiar Man A Most Peculiar Man [Take #4] A Poem On The Underground A Poem On The Underground Wall A Simple Desultory Philippic A simple desultory philippic (or how I was Lyndon ... A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert ... Ace In The Hole Adios Hermanos All Around The World Or The Myth Of Fingerprints All Around The World Or The Myth Of Fingerprints (... All Because Of You (Outtake) Allergies America American Tune American Tune (Unfinished Demo) American Tune [Unfinished Demo][#][*] American Tune [Unfinished Demo][#][*] Amulet Angel Clare Another Galaxy April Come She Will April Come She Will [Take #2] April Comes She Will Armistice Day At The Zoo Baby Driver Barbriallen Beautiful Benedicts Bernadette Bleecker Street Blessed Blues Run The Game Bookend Born At The Right Time Born At The Right Time (Acoustic Demo) Born at the Right Time [Original Acoustic Demo][#]... Born at the Right Time [Original Acoustic Demo][#]... Born In Puerto Rico Boy in the Bubble Bridge Over Troubled Water Bridge Over Troubled Waters Bright Eyes Bye Bye Love Call Me Al Can I Forgive Him Can I Forgive Him [Original Demo] Can I Forgive Him [Original Demo][#][*] Can't Run But Can't Run But Cars Are Cars Cecilia Citizen Of The Planet Cloudy Comfort And Joy Congratulations Cool Papa Bell Crazy Love (Demo) Crazy Love, Vol II Crazy Love, Vol. 2 Crazy Love, Vol. II Crazy Love, Vol2 Dangling Conversation Darlin' Lorraine Darling Lorraine Dazzling Blue Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes (alternate Vers... Duncan Duncan (Demo - San Francisco 2/71) El Condor Pasa El Condor Pasa (If I Could) Everything About It Is A Love Song Everything About It Is A Love Song Everything Put Together Falls Apart Fakin' It Fakin\' It Fakin' It Fast Car Fast Car Fast Car [Album Version] Father & Daughter Father And Daughter Feuilles-O Fifty Ninth Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) Flowers Never Bend With The Rainfall For Emily Further To Fly Getting Ready For Christmas Day Getting Ready for Christmas Day [Music Video] Go Tell It On The Mountain God Bless The Absentee Gone At Last Gone At Last (Original Demo) Gone at Last [Original Demo][#][*] Graceland Gumboots Have A Good Time He Was My Brother He Was My Brother [Take #2] Hearts & Bones Hearts and Bones Hey, Schoolgirl Hey, Schoolgirl / Black Slacks Hobo's Blues Homeless Homeless (Demo) Homeward Bound Horace and Pete How Can You Live In the Northeast How The Heart Approaches What It Yearns Hurricane Eye Hurricane Eye (Live Version) Hurricane Eye (Live) I Am A Rock I Am a Rock [Take #6][*][Version] I Am a Rock [Take #7] I Do It For Your Love I Don't Believe I Don't Believe I Know What I Know In The Sea Insomniac s Lullaby Jonah Kathy's Song Kathy's Song Keep The Customer Satisfied Killer Wants To Go To College Killer Wants To Go To College II Kodachrome Kodachrome [#][*] Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream Late In The Evening Late in the Evening [From One Trick Pony] Late in the Evening [From One-trick Pony] Learn How to Fall Leaves That Are Green Let Me Live In Your City Let Me Live In Your City (Work In Progress) (Previ... Long, Long Day Look At That Love Love & Blessings Love & Hard Times Love & Blessings Love and Blessings Love And Hard Times Love Is Eternal Sacred Light Love Me Like a Rock Loves Me Like A Rock Loves Me Like A Rock (acoustic Demo) Loves Me Like a Rock [Acoustic Demo][#][*] Loves Me Like a Rock [Acoustic Demo][#][*] Mabellene Maybe I Think Too Much (A) Maybe I Think Too Much (B) Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard (Demo - San Fr... Me and Julio Down By the Schoolyard [*] Mother And Child Reunion Mrs. Robinson Mrs.Robinson My Little Town New York is My Home Night Game Nobody Oh, Marion Old Old (Live) Old Friends Once Upon A Time There Was An Ocean One - Trick Pony One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor One Trick Pony One-Trick Pony Outrageous Overs Papa Hobo Paranoia Blues Paranoia Blues (Unreleased Version) Paranoia Blues [#][*] Patterns Peace Like a River Peggy-O Pigs, Sheep & Wolves Pigs, Sheep And Wolves Pigs, Sheeps and Wolves Proof Punky's Dilemma Punky's Dilemma Quality Questions For The Angels Quet Quiet Red Rubber Ball Rene & Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After The... Rene & Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After... Rene and georgette magritte Rene and Georgette Magritte with Their Dog After t... Rene And Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After T... Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After t... Rewrite Rhythm of the Saints Richard Cory Rose Of Aberdeen Run That Body Down Satin Summer Nights Save The Life Of My Child Scarborough Fair Señorita With a Necklace of Tears Senorita With A Necklace Senorita With A Necklace Of Tears Seu00f1orita With a Necklace of Tears She Moves On Silent Eyes Slip Slidin Away Slip Slidin' Away Slip Slidin' Away Slip Sliding Away So Beautiful Or So What So Long Frank Lloyd Wright Soft Parachutes Some Folks Lives Roll Easy Something So Right Something So Right [Live for Radio 1] Song About the Moon Song For The Asking Sound of Silence Sounds Of Silence Sparrow Spirit Voices Spirit Voices [Work-In-Progress][#][*] St. Judy's Comet St. Judy's Comet Star Carol Still Crazy Still Crazy After All These Years Stranded In A Limousine Stranded in a Limousine [*] Stranded in a Limousine [#][*] Stranger To Stranger Sunday Afternoon Sure Don't Feel Like Love Sure Don't Feel Like Love Take Me to the Mardi Gras Take Me To The Mardi Gras (acoustic Demo) Take Me to the Mardi Gras [Acoustic Demo][#][*] Take Me to the Mardi Gras [Acoustic Demo][#][*] Teacher Ten Years Tenderness That Silver Haired Daddy Of Mine That Was Your Mother That's Me That's Where I Belong That's Why God Made The Movies That's Me That's Where I Belong That's Why God Made The Movies The 59th Street Bridge Song (feelin Groovy) The Afterlife The Afterlife (Single) The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine The Boxer The Boxer [Live] The Boy In The Bubble The Coast The Cool, Cool River The Cool, Cool River [Live] The Dangling Conversation The Last Unicorn The Late Great Johnny Ace The Late Great Johnny Ace (demo) The Late Great Johnny Ace [Original Acoustic Demo]... The Late Great Johnny Ace [Original Acoustic Demo]... The Lion Sleeps Tonight The Lone Teen Ranger The Obvious Child The Only Living Boy In New York The Rhythm of the Saints The Side Of A Hill The Sound Of Silence The Sound of Silence [Live] The Sound of Silence [Live][#] The Sound of Silence [Take #1] The Sun Is Burning The Teacher The Time They Are A-Changin' The Werewolf Thelma Thelma (Outtake) Thelma [*] Thelma [*][Outtake] Thelma [*][Outtake] Thelma [#] Think Too Much Think Too Much (A) Think Too Much (B) Think Too Much, Pt. A Think Too Much, Pt. B Time Is An Ocean Tony Hernandez Trailway Bus Trailways Bus Train in a Distance Train in the Distance Train In The Distance (demo) Train in the Distance [Demo Version] Train in the Distance [Original Acoustic Demo] [Bo... Train in the Distance [Original Acoustic Demo][#][... Train in the Distance [Original Acoustic Demo][Liv... Twenty Five Years Under African Skies Under African Skies (Documentary) Virgil Voices Of Old People Wake Up Little Susie Walk Tall Wartime Prayers Was a Sunny Day We've Got A Groovey Thing Goin' We'll Never Say Goodbye We've Got A Groovey Thing Goin' Wednesday Morning 3 A.M. When Numbers Get Serious Why Don't You Write Me Why Don't You Write Me You Can Call Me Al You Can Call Me Al (Demo) You Can Tell The World You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies You Don't Know Where Your Interest Lies You're Kind You're the One You're Kind You're The One