We went one day about a month ago (a-ha-ha)nTo have a little fu-un (a-ha) MexiconWe ended up in a gambling spot (oh yeah) a-ha-hanWhere the liquor flow-owed and the dice were hotnnSo here we a-are in the Tijuana JailnAin't got no frie-ends to go our bailnSo here we'll sta-ay 'cause we can't pa-a-a-a-aynJust send our ma-ail to the Tijuana JailnnI was shootin' dice, rakin' in the dough (long green)nAnd then I hea-ard the whistle blownWe started to run when a man in bluenSaid Señor, come with me 'cause I want you.nnSo here we a-are in the Tijuana JailnAin't got no frie-ends to go our bailnSo here we'll sta-ay 'cause we can't paynJust send our mail to the Tijuana Jail (shout)nnJust five hundred dollars and they'll set us freenI couldn't raise a penny if ya threatened menI know five hundred don't sound like muchnBut just try to find somebody to touchnnSo here we are in the Tijuana JailnAin't got no frie-ends to go our bailnSo here we'll sta-ay 'cause we can't paynJust send our mai-il to the Tijuana Jail nnSo here we a-are in the Tijuana Ja-a-a-a-ilnAin't got no frie-eh-ends to go our bailnSo here we'll sta-ay 'cause we can't pa-aynJust send our mai-il to the Tijuana Jail