There's a queery spooknIn the old haunted housenI would dare someone to go therenIf I had someone to darennWhat a queery spooknWhat strange little scarenThis has got to be the reason for our neverending frightnnLiving inside a house when you get no visitorsnWould probably turn your face into a frightful compositionnnHideous as it seems the spook always cries and screamsnDrowning out the noise is the problem that we have around herennA strange scare is a queery spooknNever knowing what to donHe sits there in his comfy chairnThey will never know his deep despairnnA strange scare is a queery spooknHe bought some loreal shampoonHe put it in his greasy hairnThen he became a millionairennThe queery spook spent his cashnOn one pair of fancy shoesnThat totally made him the coolest kid on the blocknnNow everybody saysnThat spook is pretty hipnEven though he smells like burning rubbernnnEven though the queery spooknNow is really really coolnHe used to make people pukenTherefore you should stay in school