Yes I guess one could say nI am as loenly as can benI've come to the conclusionnThere's no boy or girl for menMost of the othersnIn similar druthers so drearynWould delve into ritualistic effigynBut not me, I'm contemplating celibacynnNow I understandnWhen Morrissey the man nUnveiled to the worldnHis virtuous plannnOn the sexlife of flowersnA porno to be filmed nIn your sadomasochistic hournOn the sexlife of flowersnAdore you oh they will nWhen you're naked rolling round in flowersnOn the sexlife of flowersnWarn you oh I willnThat my voodoo lilly really towersnOn the sexlife of flowersnA porno to be filmed nIn your sadomasochistic hour...nnYes, I guess one could saynRobert Mapplethorpe got it rightnHe showed slutty stamens nIn their hedonistic lightnAnd Patti, she rolled her eyesnBut she knew the c-c-connectnTulips are hot and moistnTumescient and erectnnNow I understandnWhen Morrissey the man nUnveiled to the worldnHis virtuous plannnOn the sexlife of flowersnA porno to be filmed nIn your sadomasochistic hournOn the sexlife of flowersnAdore you oh they will nWhen you're naked rolling round in flowersnOn the sexlife of flowersnWarn you oh I willnThat my voodoo lilly really towersnOn the sexlife of flowersnA porno to be filmed nIn your sadomasochistic hour...nnCopyright 2008 Beau Phillips