He sits alonenIn his roomnWith his head in his handsnComtemplating his doomnHe tries to get itnMake it out that doornBut he just can't do itnBecause the kids on his floor have glued his door shutnHe can't get outnAnd you can the kids laughnAs he starts to shoutnnYeah...nI am the RA let me out of herenI am the RA this really isn't fairnHes always htere to save the daynBut tell me who will save the RAnnHe gets free roomnHe gets free boardnHe also gets pornographic pictures of girls and animals glued to his doornLooks for his keysnBut they are gonenAnd then later that eveningnHis furniture is out on the lawnnnYeah...nI am the RA whats going on in herenI am the RA you better not be drinking beernHes always there to save the daynBut tell me who will save the RA?nnIt was a shock to this poor fellownWhen the students filled his room up with red jellonAnd as if that didn't royally sucknHe just walked in on two students who just started to f...nFeed their ducknnI am the RA living in hellnI am the RA what is that smellnHes always there to save the daynBut tell me who will save the RA?nn(Hey guys this isn't funny *knock sound* I'm gonna call the office)