[Spoken Word]nnWell, let's see we had the FairlanenAnd then the u-joints went out on thatnAnd the bushings, then your MothernWanted to trade it in on the Tornado, sonWe got the Tornado -- god I hatednThe color of that sonufa bitch, and the dognDestroyed the upholstery in the Ford, boy,nThat was long before you were born. WenCalled it the Yellow Bird -- two-door, three on the treenTight little mother threw a rodnSold it to Jacobs for a hundred dollarsnNow the special four holer you've nevernSeen body panels line up like thatnOverhead cam dual exhaust, hell I had, see… I hadnFour Buicks -- loved em all. Now your Uncle EmmettnWell he drives the Thunderbird now, it used tonBelong to your Aunt Evelyn -- she ruinednIt -- drove it to Indiana with no gear oilnThat was the end of that! Sold that CadillacnTo your Mom, your Mom loved that CaddynIndependent rear suspension landau topnGood tires, gas hog. Swear it had thenPower to repair itself.nI love the Olds, Dan Steel used tonGive em to me at a discount – shownRoom models then there was the PontiacnGod I loved that Pontiac, well it was kindnOf an oxblood god but it handled sonBeautifully. Yeah I miss that carnThat was a long time ago.