One day I decided to do something good for the environmentnI decided to plant a treenBut the neighbors did not agree with menAbout the treenNo, they didn’t agree with menAbout the treenAnd this is what they said to menAbout the treennIf you love me, you’ll kill that treenIf you love me, said the neighbors to mennOne day it began to rainnAnd things got wetnNow, I will bet that your neighbors aren’t witches like minenAnd as I walked home in the rainnI found proof that they are insanenYes, they are insane witches when it rainsnnJeez, I’d better get inside before I meltnJeez, I’d better get inside before I meltnnSo I live next door to two crazy old ladiesnThey’re, like, 500 year old twinsnAnd they’re from ItalynAnd they were banned during the potato faminen400 years agon‘Cause they used their magic to steal all the potatoes from the peasantsnAnd exploited the working classnnIf you love me, you’ll kill that treenIf you love me, said the neighbors to mennIf you love me, you’ll kill that treenIf you love me, said the neighbors to men