Why do you always seem to criticize menSeems like everything I do just turns out wrongnWhy don't you come on out and despise menSo I could pack my bag and baby I'd be gonennRemember when you used to call me honeynI'd turn around and call you honey toonYou might think it's a joke, but it ain't funnynTo hurt someone who's so in love with younnA clown puts his makeup on upside downnSo he wears a smile even when he wears a frownnYou might think I'm here when you put me downnBut actually I'm on the other side of town.nnMy body's in this room with you just catching hellnWhile my soul is drinking beer down the road a spellnYou might think I'm listening to your grocery listnBut I'm leaning on the jukebox and I'm about half ... way therennA clown puts his makeup on upside downnSo he wears a smile even when he wears a frownnYou might think I'm here when you put me downnBut actually I'm on the other side of town.nnI'm sittin' on a chair just behind my earnPlaying dominoes and drinking some ice cold beernWhen you get done talking I'll come back downstairsnAnd assume the body of the person you presume who caresnnI'm across the river on the other side of townnIn my mind I'm on the other side of townn