Hello, good evening and welcomenTo nothing muchnA no holds barred half-nelsonnAnd the loving touchnThe comfort and the joynOf feeling lostnWith the only living boy in New CrossnnFill another suitcasenWith another hallnOf hotel towels and toothpastenAnd the bathroom wallnThen wipe the lipstick hearts and flowersnFrom the glass and chromenTake five or six hot showersnAnd come on homenTo the comfort and the joynOf feeling lostnWith the only living boy in New CrossnnI've teamed up with the hippies nownI've got my fringe unfurlednI want to give peace, love and kisses outnTo this whole stinking worldnThe gypsies, the travelers and the thievesnThe good, the bad, the average and uniquenThe grebos the crusties and the gothsnAnd the only living boy in New CrossnnEyes down and I'll keep you up to datenTwo fat ladies in 1988nThe safe sixteen lovers who liednPurley's queen and mother makes fivenButchered bakers, deaf and dumb waitersnMarble Arch criminals and clause 28'ersnAuthers, authors, plastered outcastsnLocked up daughter, rock and roll starsnGoodbye Rudy, David and RosienAbraham and JuliannenAnd everyone that knows mennThe gypsies, the travelers and the thievesnThe good, the bad, the average and uniquenThe grebos the crusties and you and InHello, good evening, welcomenAnd goodbye