hello hellonis this the P.E.D.?nwell i just gotnan obscene callnhe threatened my lifenwith a boy scout knifenand a bad invitation to ballnbut officer pleasenput me at easenwould you repeat what you just said?nthere ain't nothin' that youncan begin to donnot until i can proveni'm dead?nnhello, oh hinis this the F.B.I.?ngot at obscene callnon the phonenhe threatened my lifenwith a boy scout knifenand i'm scared 'cause i'm all alonenwhat d'you meannyou're on the scenenyou are watching me all the timenyou go binoculars trainednon my window painnjust in case i commitna crime?nnhello, oh heynis this the C.I.A.?nwell this call camenan hour agonand the F.B.I.nthinks that i'm a spynand you say you already knowncause you got a bugnin my navajo rugnand my telephone's tappednof coursenwell who permitted this gamenoh the orders camenthey all came fromna higher source?nnhello station to stationnunited nations?nsomeone called beforenand it was real obscenenwould you intervene?noh you're too busynending the warnwell treaties and pactsnthose are big time actsnending war takes guts and gallnbut did you ever explorenwhat begins a war?nit begins withnan obscene call!nnhello G.O.D.nhello this is menlisten god there's this callnthat i gotnand i've tried them allntried the big and smallni called thenwhole inoperative lotni tried the F.B.I.nand the C.I.A.nand the keepers ofnthe country cleannwhat do you meannyou're inclined to findnthis call of mine obscene?nbut we've been tracednwe've been spacednwe've been human erasednwe've been muggednwe've been buggednwe've been detectednwe've been...nhello god?ngod?nwe've beenndisconnected!