I’m no kin to the monkey, no no no
And the monkey’s no kin to me, yeah yeah yeah
I don’t know much about his ancestors
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.
Although it’s so ridiculous
They’re teaching us now that it’s true.
The teachers that came from a monkey
Would be better off in a zoo.
Well…(Repeat chorus)
It seems so much more believable
And surely, surely it’s true
That God made man in his image.
No monkey story will do.
Well…(Repeat chorus)
This monkey business has got to go
Because it just isn’t true.
It’s such a disgrace to the monkey
A disgrace to the human race, too.
Well…(Repeat chorus)