The Mean Kitty Song
Cory Williams

I got this little kitty about 2 months back

He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack

This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet

This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean


He's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand

Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can

I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper

And I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper


You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care

Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks on my hair

Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch

Playing in the window sills and tearing through the house


He's so full of energy and easily amused

Kitty will attack anything that moves

Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a part of

He's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta


Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite


Where'd you go

Are you stalking me?

Are you under the couch, quite possibly

Ears laid back so you don't get caught

Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got


I know you're probably watching me from across the room

Concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon

You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first

Come out come out before I make things worse


I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been

Hey kitty why don't you give in

Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared

Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared


I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed

I know your making noises just to mess with my head

You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray

Cause you always seem to find me first, but not today


Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little spartan what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Come on out, I'm gonna get you now


I've got 'em cornered

And now he's mine

He's not gonna get away this time

I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...

Aw man! He's asleep in the sink


What is with this cat? I'm confused

He's got a bed, but it's never been used

In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight

Then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light


How could I let this creature live inside of my home

I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone

I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone

This kitty may destroy everything that I own


Look at him now, I kinda feel bad

He's the best little cat that I've had

And the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that

He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention


Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight

Showing love, that's all this kitty does


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