(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs
Hairspray

Well, I brought my own '45's
So if you put 'em on, I'll show you my stuff
Haven't you already shown us enough?

Oh, my God, how times have changed
This girl's either blind or completely deranged
Ah, but time seemed to halt
When I was, Miss Baltimore Crabs

Childhood dreams for me were cracked
When that damn Shirley Temple stole my frickin' act
But the crown's in the vault
From when I won, Miss Baltimore Crabs

Those poor runner-ups might still hold some grudges
They padded their cups but I screwed the judges
Those broads thought they'd win
If a plate they would spin in their dance
Not a chance

'Cause I hit the stage Batons ablaze
While belting high C's and preparing souffles
But that triple somersault
Was how I clinched, Miss Baltimore Crabs

Proceed
Are you scared we're on live?
No, I'm sure I can cope
Well, this show isn't broadcast in
Cinema scope

I never drank one chocolate malt
No, no desserts for, Miss Baltimore Crabs
How many sweaters do you own?

Well, I'm sure I've got plenty
Let's see, I have three, five, wait, I have twenty
I would say, Oy Gevalt
If I wasn't, Miss Baltimore Crabs

A tycoon I wed, so cuddly and funny
The old fart dropped dead
But left tons of money
So I bought this station

So all of the nation could see
Baby, Amber and me
Do you dance like you dress?
Amber, there's no need to be cruel
Would you swim in an integrated pool?

I sure would, I'm all for integration
It's, 'The new frontier'
Not in Baltimore, it isn't, and may I be frank?

First impressions can be tough
And when I saw you, I knew it
If your size weren't enough
Your last answer just blew it

And so, my dear, so short and stout
You'll never be in
So we're kicking you out

You can't get past me kid
But it isn't your fault
It's hard to get rid of, Miss Baltimore Crabs

You may go
Um, thank you?
Gee Tracy, that went well

Hello Ma'am, may I please audition?
No, but you can bow and exalt
'Cause I was, Miss Baltimore Crabs, Crabs, Crabs

Purchase "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" Purchase Entire Album Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" Video Play Spotify "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" Song View Wikipedia "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs" Entry Receive Emails for Future Hairspray Lyrics

Link to "(The Legend Of) Miss Baltimore Crabs"

Share:

Copied!

Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more

See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Hairspray

(It's) Hairspray (It's) Hairspray (You're) Timeless To Me (You're) Timeless To Me Big Blonde And Beautiful Big, Blonde and Beautiful Blood On The Pavement Come So Far (Got So Far To Go) Cooties Good Morning Baltimore Good Morning Baltimore (Reprise) I Can Hear the Bells I Can Hear The Bells - Nikki Blonsky I Can Wait I Know We've Come So Far (But We Got So Far To Go) I Know We've Come So Far (But We Got So Far T... I Know Where I've Been I Know Where I've Been It Came Upon A Mdnight Clear - Brittany Snow It Takes Two Jingle Bells Ken Kaniff [Skit] Ladies Choice Ladies Choice - Zac Efron Mama I'm A Big Girl Now Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now Mama, I'm A Big Girl Now Run and Tell That! Run And Tell That! - Elijah Kelley The Big Dollhouse The New Girl In Town The Nicest Kids in Town Twelve Days of X-Mas Welcome To The 60's Welcome To The 60's Welcome to the 60s Without Love you can't stop the beat You Can't Stop The Beat You Cant stop the beat

Related Songs

(The legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs... Miss Baltimore Crabs - Various Artists Crabs for Christmas - David DeBoy Off the Corner - Sisqo Beautiful Swimmers - Jimmy Buffett Back From Baltimore - Neil Diamond Baltimore Oriole - The Four Freshmen Baltimore Oriole [#] - The Four Freshmen Baltimore Oriole - John Mellencamp Baltimore Oriole - George Harrison Dear Baltimore - Carter's Chord Year Long Summer - The Briefs New Case - The Briefs Miss The Girl - Soul Coughing A200 Club - NOFX Baltimore - Ember Oceans What's New In Baltimore? - Frank Zappa Crabs (iPod Version) - Daniel Dempsey Prom Night - The Crabs She Is A Titan - The Crabs Baltimore - Tori Amos I Miss The Girl - Soul Coughing Barrel Of Crabs - The Gone Jackals Keep Baltimore Beautiful - Skeeter Davis Baltimore - Darden Smith Baltimore - Matthew Sweet Streets of Baltimore [*] - The Statler Brothers Streets Of Baltimore - The Statler Brothers Baltimore - Mal Blum Streets Of Baltimore (1966) - Bobby Bare March of the Crabs - Anvil March of the Crabs - Propagandhi Streets Of Baltimore - Bleed the Dream Oceans Of Crabs - Blind Myself Baltimore Street - Tom Flannery Off the Corner - SisqÃ³ Streets of Baltimore... The Streets of Baltimore - Bobby Bare Streets Of Baltimore - Bobby Bare Streets of Baltimore - Gram Parsons The Streets Of Baltimore - Daniel O'Donnell The Streets of Baltimore - Daniel O'Donnell Streets Of Baltimore - The Little Willies Streets Of Baltimore - Coldplay Good Morning Baltimore - Various Artists The Streets Of Baltimore - Nanci Griffith Crabs In A Barrel - ColdtrainBlues Raining in Baltimore [LP Version] - Counting Crows Raining in Baltimore [Live] - Counting Crows Raining In Baltimore - Counting Crows Raining in Baltimore - The Junior Varsity Good Morning Baltimore - Soundtrack Artists Baltimore - The Tamlins Everybody Wanna Know F. Dj Premier... Baltimore - The Mountain Goats "Attack! Attack! Attack!" - Frank Zappa Attack! Attack! Attack! - Frank Zappa Off The Corner - Featuring The Associates - Sisqo Friends - The Cardinals Miss Murderess - Macbeth Miss Murderess - Machine Head Disco Stomp - Bohannon Baltimore - 5 Chinese Brothers Disco Stomp - Hamilton Bohannon Baltimore - The Terrordactyls Raining in Baltimore - Allison Crowe Bad And Beautiful - Neil Sedaka Everybody Wanna Know - Charli Baltimore Legendary Status - Ying Yang Twins Crab Man - Ella Fitzgerald The Legend Of - Diana Gordon Freddy Crabs - Sticky Fingers Baltimore Is the New Brooklyn... Country Song - Brian Webb I'M A LEGEND TONIGHT - Kiss I'm A Legend Tonight - Kiss Baltimore - Audra McDonald Barefoot in Baltimore - Strawberry Alarm Clock Baltimore Highlands (Remix) - Tobacco Candle In The Wind '97 - Elton John Baltimore - Nils Lofgren Baltimore - Randy Newman Baltimore - Nina Simone Baltimore - Bonobo Baltimore - Cex Baltimore - Tennis Baltimore - East River Pipe Baltimore - Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks Baltimore - Jeff Waters Baltimore - Go Radio Baltimore - Lyle Lovett Baltimore - Prince Baltimore - Stephen Malkmus The Streets of Baltimore - Gram Parsons Charli - Charli Baltimore Works Hard For The Money - Charli Baltimore Underground Movies - Auteurs, The Acura Legend - Thurz "Attack! Attack! Attack!" - Frank Zappa Legend Land [Extended Version] - Leaves' Eyes The Legend Is True - Aquabats Todd's Incredibly Professional Station ID For 4ZZZ... Legend - Black Magik Candle In The Wind 1997 - Elton John Candle in the Wind - American Idol The Legend Is True! - The Aquabats Streets of Baltimore - Michael Rossback A Legend Never Dies - Blackfoot Michelangelo - Björn Skifs My Favorite Kiss - Frank Black & The Catholics Charlie - Charli Baltimore Ramona Park Legend, Pt. 2 - Vince Staples Who's so Scared - Disappear Fear The Legend And The Man - Conway Twitty Antigravity - Bikey Photobomb - Flo-Rida Photobomb - Flo Rida You're Gonna Wonder About Me - Waylon Jennings Legend - Snoop Dogg Legend [Explicit] - Snoop Dogg California Shore - Grand Incredible Baltimore's Fireflies - Woodkid Nobody Cares About The Railroad Anymore... STREET CRAB - Helmet Crabbuckit - K-OS Dancing in the Street - The Mamas & The Papas Dancing in the Street - The Mamas & The Papas Dancing in the Street [DVD][Live] - Martha Reeves Dancing In The Street - Dancing with the Stars Dancing in the Street - American Idol Dancing In The Street - X Factor (UK) Motorcycle Boy - Gutterball stranger with you - Suzi Quatro Impermanence - Baltimore Relapse - Baltimore Empty Days - Baltimore Strung Out - Baltimore Voices - Baltimore Everybody Wanna Know [*] - Charli Baltimore Nobody Cares About The Railroads Anymore... The Legend - 2PM Big Wheel - Jim Croce Legend (with Predator) - Angerfist What Becomes A Legend Most - Lou Reed All of Me (Single) - John Legend Death Drugs - Violent Femmes Legend Of Steel - Luca Turilli Mall Monarchy - Compulsion The Legend - Destiny's End The Legend - Pyramaze The Legend - Taken By Trees The Legend - Jerry Reed The Legend - Nightmare The Legend - Pallbearer Leviathans Home! - The Finches Sally Was a Legend [Andy Kershaw Session]... Sally Was A Legend - Robyn Hitchcock "200,000 (In Counterfeit 50 Dollar Bills)"... Baltimore Reasons - Arty Hill Baltimore CrabCakes ... Scapegoat... Mary - NoMeansNo Legend Land - Leaves' Eyes 200,000 - Citizen Cope Legend Of The Rent - School Of Rock The Legend of Xanadu... The Legend of Xanadu - Tich THE LEGEND OF XANADU - The Fall The Legend of Zelda - The NESkimos The Legend Of Rita - J Church Legend Of The Rent... The Legend Of Xanadu - Fall Legend Of The Skies - Dakota Suite The Legend of Wayland - Cygonia The Legend Of Xanadu... The Legend of Finn - Dropkick Murphys The Legend Of Xanadu... Big Wheel - Croce Jim Living Like a Legend - Arlo Guthrie Street Lights - Trapped Under Ice Requiescat in Pace - Anwynn My Favorite Kiss - Frank Black Engine Engine No.9 - Roger Miller ENGINE, ENGINE NUMBER NINE - Roger Miller Ancient Forest - Clannad When Muppets Cry - Sesame Street Moonlight Feels Right - Starbuck Pretty Girl From Annapolis - The Avett Brothers Horchata - Vampire Weekend Legend in His Own Mind... Ring Of Steel - Nocturnal Rites Fireball - Mario Engine, Engine No. 9 - Roger Miller For Baltimore - All Time Low For Baltimore (Single) - All Time Low Crabs N A Bucket - Lil B Legend In My Own Mind - The Stepkids Young Diamond - City Center Tryin' to Get to Heaven - Bob Dylan Tryin' To Get To Heaven Before They Close The Door...

Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.