The sea holds many horrorsnLike the Kraken and the sharknand the 19,000 foot-long squidnthat live down in the darknbut the foremost thing that causes sailorsnin their tracks to freezenis the cutest little Vikingnwho ever sailed the seas!nnBridge: nCat tsunami!nYeah!nOne cat army!nHe's furry!nDon't look to the seasnthat is where he liesnbeyond the horizonnbeneath the Nordic skiesnnChorus:nRobinson! Robinson! Robinson!nJAHD! JAHD! JAHD! JAHD!nX 4nnA barge chock full of orphansnonce tried to sneak pastnso Jahd cut out their empty stomachsnand hung them from his mast!nAnd old Redbeard the Piratenowed our friend Jahd some cashnso Jahd tracked down that scurvy dognand FUCKED 'IM IN THE ASS!nnBridgennChorusnnHe sets sail from his havennthe jetties of Jahd Baynand when he hoists his tiny sailsnthe world shudders in dismaynonce he's got you in his sights,nit's pointless to resistnyou may as well lay down your armsnwhen he emerges from the mist!nnBridgennChorusnnSo whether you're a merchant sailornor a Hindu priestnor a mathematiciannwho crunches numbers like a beastnno seafarer shall know safetynfrom his rage that knows no boundsn'cause he's the undisputed leadernof the VIKING KITTEN UNDERGROUND!nnBridgennChorusnnWatch your back, sailors!nJAHD! JAHD ROBINSON!