Hello, hello, testing, testing...At this time of year... Oh, let me first introduce myself.Maybe you have heard me before, I am the great wok.And as you know, the great wok must be done.Now, at this time of year when brahama is in brahma...The day of brahma is set to last one thousand years and its night is of equal length.Well, for us human being, this is the end of the year nowAnd our minds turns towards what is laughably called the future.No mind can comprehend the infinite and absolute anon munsch mars stunvelly humpff,As we say in the himalayas.Now let5 me tell you, my resolution of the year 1979 is to renounce complete everything,But complete luxury and self indulgance.Now I suggest this is going to be very, very difficult, very difficult indeed.I feel its my duty, not only as a human being but as a personOr was it not george formy who said there are four billion three hundred and twenty millionMortal or earth years which is one day of brahma.So, one way of looking at it is simply not to look at it at all.And that's exactly what were going to do now.So well settle down, deeply, I hope, and comfortably in an easy chairAnd then, lay back, put the incense on, light the candles and give yourself a hard time.
Lyrics by Yoko Ono
(Just Like) Starting Over #9 Dream A Kiss Is Just A Kiss A Little Story A Story A Thousand Times Yes Ain't She Sweet Ain't That a Shame Ain't She Sweet Ain't That A Shame Airtalk Aisumasen Amsterdam Angel Baby Angela Angry Young Woman Approximately Infinite Universe Approxmately Infinite Universe Ask The Dragon Attica State Baby Please Dont Go Be Bop A Lula Be My Baby Beautiful Boy Beautiful Boys Beautiful Boys [#][*] Bless You Blue Suede Shoes Bony Moronie Born In A Prison Borrowed Time Bring It On Home To Me/send Me Some Lovin Bring On The Lucie Cape Clear Catman Children Power Cleanup Time Coffin Car Coffin Car [Automatique Remix] Cold Turkey Come Together Cookin' Cookin' Crippled Inside Dear John Dear Yoko Death Of Samantha Death Of Samantha - Porcupine Tree Death of Samantha [Porcupine Tree Remix] Dizzy Miss Lizzy Do The Oz Do You Wanna Dance Dogtown Dogtown [Sean Lennon Remix] Don't Be Scared Don't Count The Waves Don't Worry, Kyoko Don't Be Scared Don't Count The Waves Don't Worry, Kyoko Dream Love Even when You're Far Away Even When You're Far Away Every Man Has a Man... Every Man Has A Woman Who Loves Him Everyman Everywoman Everyman Everywoman (Basement Jaxx Classic II Mix) Everyman Everywoman (Murk Space Mix) Extension 33 Extension 33 [#] Extension 33 [#][*] Fame Forgive Me, My Love Franklin Summer Give Me Some Truth Give Me Something Give Me Something (Morel Pink Noise Vocal Mix) Give Peace A Chance Give Peace A Chance (DJ Dan Vocal Mix) God God Save Us Going Down On Love Goodbye Sadness Goodbye, My Love Goodnight Vienna Greenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Baby Carriage... Grow Old With Me Growing Pain Happy Xmas Happy Xmas (War Is Over) Hard Times Are Over Have You Seen A Horizon Lately Heartburn Stew Hell In Paradise Hell In Paradise (Peter Rauhofer Reconstruction Mi... Here We Go Again Higa Noboru Hirake Hold On Hound Dog How Do You Sleep? How? I Don't Know Why I Don't Know Why (Sapphirecut Remix) I Don't Wanna Be A Soldier, Mama, I Don't Wanna Di... I Don't Wanna Face It I Don't Know Why I Don't Wanna Be A Soldier, Mama, I Don'... I Don't Wanna Face It I Felt Like Smashing My Face In A Clear Glass Wind I Felt Like Smashing My Face in a Clear Glass Wind... I Found Out I Have A Woman Inside My Soul I Have a Woman Inside My Soul [John Palumbo Remix] I Know I Learned To Stutter/coffin Car I Love All Of Me I Love You, Earth I See Rainbows I Want My Love To Rest Tonight I'll Always Be With You I'm a Witch\ I'm Losing You I'm Moving On I'm Moving On - The Sleepy Jackson I'm Stepping Out I'm The Greatest I'm Your Angel I'll Always Be With You I'm Losing You I'm Moving On I'm Stepping Out I'm The Greatest If Only Imagine Imagine [Live][#] Incantation Instant Karma Instant Karma! Intuition Is Winter Here To Stay? Isolation It Happened It's Alright It's Been Very Hard It's Gonna Rain It's So Hard It's Alright It's Been Very Hard It's Gonna Rain It's So Hard Jealous Guy John Sinclair John, John Just Because Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss - Peaches Kiss Kiss Kiss (Superchumbo Remix) Kite Song Kurushi Left Turn's The Right Turn Left Turn's The Right Turn Let Me Count The Ways Let The Tears Dry Life Begins At 40 Light On The Other Side Listen Snow is Falling Listen, The Snow Is Falling Loneliness Long Lost John Look At Me Looking Over From My Hotel Window Lord, Take This Makeup Off Me Love Maggie Mae Make Love, Not War Meat City Men, Men, Men Midsummer New York Mildred, Mildred Mind Games Mind Train Mindweaver Money Mother Mother Of The Universe Move On Fast Mr. Hyde's Gone Mr. Hyde's Gone Mrs. Lennon Mucho Mungo Mucho Mungo/mt. Elga My Life My Little Flower Princess My Man My Mummy's Dead My Mummy's Dead Never Say Goodbye New York City New York Woman No Bed For Beatle John No One Can See Me Like You Do No One Can See Me Like You Do - The Apples In Ster... No, No, No No.9 Dream Nobody Loves You Nobody Sees Me Like You Do Nobody Told Me Now Or Never O' Sanity O'oh O'Oh - Shitake Monkey O'wind O'Wind (Body Is The Scar Of Your Mind) O' Sanity O'oh Oh My Love Oh Yoko! Old Dirt Road One Day Only People Only You Open Your Box Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix) Open Your Soul To Me Out The Blue Peggy Sue Peter The Dealer Phil & John #1 Phil & John #2 Phil & John #3 Potbelly Rocker Power to The People Rainbow Revelation Real Love Remember Remember Love Remember Raven Revelations Revelations - Cat Power Rip It Up/ready Teddy Rising Rising - DJ Spooky Rock & Roll People Rock & Roll People Run, Run, Run Satire #1 Satire #2 Satire #3 Scared Scumbag Sean's & Quot;Little Help & Quot ; Sean's & Quot;Loud & Quot ; Sean's Loud Sean's Little Help Sean's Loud Seans & Quot;in The Sky & Quot ; Seans In The Sky Serve Yourself She Gets Down On Her Knees She Gets Down on Her Knees [#][*] She Hits Back Shiranakatta Shiranakatta (I Didn't Know) - Craig Armstrong Silver Horse Since My Baby Left Me Sisters O Sisters Sisters O Sisters - Le Tigre Sisters, O Sisters Sky People Sleepless Night Slippin' & Slidin' Song For John Spec Of Dust Stand By Me Starpeace Starting Over Steel & Glass Steel & Glass Story Of An Oak Tree Straight Talk Stranger's Room Stranger's Room Sunday Bloody Sunday Sunday, Bloody Sunday Surprise, Surprise Surprise, Surprise ) Sweet Little Sixteen Talking To The Universe Telephone Piece The King of the Zoo The Luck of the Irish The Rishi Kesh Song There's No Goodbye Tight A$ To Know Her Is To Love Her Tomorrow May Never Come Toy Boat Toyboat Turn of the Wheel Turned The Corner Unun. To Waiting for the Sunrise Wake Up Walking On Thin Ice Walking On Thin Ice - Spiritualized Walking On Thin Ice (Danny Tenaglia Walked Across ... Walking On Thin Ice (Felix Da Housecat's Tribute M... Walking On Thin Ice (Pet Shop Boys Electro Mix) Walking on Thin Ice [*] Walking on Thin Ice [Peter Rauhofer Future Dub] Warzone Watching the Wheels We're All Water Well Well, Well, Well What a Bastard the World Is What a Mess What Did I Do! What You Got Whatever Gets You Through The Night When in Doubt, Fuck It Where Do We Go From Here Who Has Seen The Wind? Will I Will I (John Creamer & Stephan K Remix) Will You Touch Me Winter Friend Winter Song Witch Shocktronica Intro Witch Shocktronica Outro Woman Woman is The Nigger of The World Woman Of Salem Woman Power Working Class Hero Wouldn It Wouldnit Wouldnit [Dave Aude Remix] Ya Ya Yang Yang Yang Yang (Orange Factory Down & Dirty Mix) Yangyang Yellow Girl Yer Blues Yes, I'm a Witch Yes, I'm A Witch - The Brother Brothers Yes, I'm Your Angel Yes, I'm Your Angel You & I You & I You And I You And I - Polyphonic Spree You Are Here You Can't Catch Me You're The One You're the One (Bimbo Jones Main Mix) Your Hands