The girlsnAre as fast as a gamenAre as bright as a flamenAnd you're always to blamennThe girlsnAre as pink as the lightnAnd as dark as the nightnAnd they're always rightnnThe girlsnAre as cold as the sphinxnAlways dreaming of minksnThey drive you to drinknnThe girlsnAre as soft as a sighnThat whispers good-byenAnd leaves you to crynnBut the dogsnWell, they're only dogsnJust wagging their tailsnAs they watch it endnnOh, the dogsnWell, they're only dogsnAnd maybe that's whynThey're man's best friendnnThe girlsnCan make you feel coldnCan make you feel oldnAn antique to be soldnnThe girlsnThey play with your heartnThey tear you apartnYou're never too smartnnThe girlsnThey throw you from towersnThey'll whip you with flowersnIt depends on the hoursnnThe girlsnWill treat you like trashnOr let you be brashnIt depends on your cashnnBut the dogsnDon't depend on a thingnThey just lick your facenWhen they see it endnnOh, the dogsnDon't depend on a thingnAnd maybe that's whynThey're man's best friendnnThe girlsnYou know that they are vainnThey will poison your brainnThey will drive you insanennThe girlsnWill laugh at your jokesnHow they love the coat on (???)nBut it is all a hoaxnnThe girlsnAre still making datesnthey still making you waitnand they say you are latennThe girlsnAre yours for a throw (?)nAt least you think sonAh but you will never knownnThe dogsnWell you know the dogsnThey lift up a legnAs they see it endnnThe dogsnWell you know the dogsnAnd maybe that's whynThey're man's best friendn___nnThe girlsnThey're not what they seemnThey all have a schemenThey call it a dreamnnThe girlsnAre as hot as they pleasenAnd you're down on your kneesnWith the greatest of ease nnThe girlsnSay you're on the right tracknThen they take it all backnTie it up in a sacknnThe girlsnThey will give it of coursenBut they give with such forcenThat it gives you remorsennBut the dogsnThey give nothing at allnThey just lift a legnAs they watch it endnnOh, the dogsnThey give nothing at allnAnd that's the reason whynThey're man's best friendnnAnd yet it's because of the girlsnWhen they've knocked us aboutnAnd our tears want to shoutnThat we kick the dogs out