The Filler Song
Art Paul Schlosser

This is the filler song

Yeah I’m just filling up the space between the rest of the CD with this song

This is the filler song

Aren’t you glad you bought this CD because it’s got lots of music on it ?

Infact I decided to fill up a lot of it with just this song


Hey have you shaved lately ?

Hey what are doing right now ?

Do you know what your brother is ?

What about the police ?

Are they knocking on your door ?


Open up

Open up this is the cops

This the cops

Open up this is the cops


This is the filler song

I don’t know what it’s about I’m just making it up as I go along

This is the filler song


This is the filler song

Filler up at the gas station

Fill up this CD

Philip ran for president

He lost the election so instead he’s working at a gas station

Yeah he says they say to him Philip filler her up

Philip filler her up


Did I mention this is the filler song ?

Yeah this is the filler song

What do you get when you don’t cross nothing with nothing ?

You get more nothing

Unless you don’t cross it

Then you still have nothing


We’re going faster


I drop my a

I drop my pick

I’m gonna try to find it here

Oh I’m gonna have a little more ice tea well I’m here

This is the filler song so I’m just filling up this spot with all sorts of rapping and talking and rambling on


Yep

Okay I found another guitar pick here


Were going slower

We’re going slower

We’re going slower

Were going slower


You know sometimes life is slow like a clock with elephant’s legs weighing it down

Other times life is fast like a bird with wings

And you no time for anything

Because everything’s going really fast


This is the filler song

This is the filler song


You know everybody likes kazoo on the song

So I thought well you know then maybe I should put some kazoo on the song


What’s your Mother doing ?

Right now ?

What are you doing ?

What about your parent’s parent’s parent’s?


The police are at the door

This is the policeopen up

We know you’ve gotta

We know you’ve got a joint in there no just kidding

I don’t do drugs actually


Well you maybe wondering why ?

Well I’m not here to tell you what to do but

I feel free

I don’t have LSD

And I feel free

Because I can think clearly


This is the filler song

A song so long

A song so long

It’s filling up the space on your CD

You wonder why you play it

And now your trying to get out of bed because you put the CD on and your relaxing and now you realize it’s kind of going a little long and you wonder what you should do

Maybe you can get your friend Ralph to get up and flip the switch or something

Or someone else because you know your procrastinating

But you really want to get up but I’m starting say something interesting

What is interesting

Interest from your CD

Interest from your CD at the bank

What does that have to do with this CD

Well this CD might be interesting

But your not going to get any interest unless the price of CDs go up and they pay you more for it at the used store

but I don’t know

I doubt that will happen


Your at the GBS network

GBS

GBS

Gullible Broadcasting Network

We play gullible TV show that we think your gullible to watch

It’s gullible

Gullible TV

You know you have to watch

Have to watch TV No

Gullible

Gullible network


This is the filler song

A song so long

A song so long

That It fills up your CD

Don’t that make you happy ?


Hi How are you doing ladies and gentleman out there in the audience

I talk funny don’t I ?

But maybe you talk funny I don’t know ?

You talk normal you think but maybe it’s funny to me

Because you think I talk funny, but maybe I talk normal and you’re the one that’s really weird ?

I don’t know some people are really weird in the world

They do a normal job that no one wants to do and they think they’re normal

But they’re doing a job they don’t want to do

Then there are people out there that people think are weird and their normal because they are doing what they want

They’re doing a fun job that they enjoy.

And then there’s some people out there that

Some people out there

Hey did my voice change

Okay anyways

Some people out there that think

Ah think they are

Lets see they think they are weird

No there

Well everyone else thinks their weird but their normal

I don’t know

Anyways


This is the filler song

I think that the recording guy’s going to tell me when I go

When I’m doing to much music here and I should quit so

Anyways I’m filling up the space

So that you get your money’s worth

For the CD you’re buying

You’re getting it fill up with this song

I’m not sure how along I’m going to go here but isn’t it interesting

It’s almost like revolution number 9 or something

Maybe I should say number 9 a couple of times but that might be ripping off the Beatles or something like that

Yeah I’m just making up stuff here


You know sometimes a songs starts out

You know you start

You start to think there’s going to be a really cool

A really cool riff

And then nothing you know what I mean


I was running

I was running down the street

I had to keep running

I don’t know what was chasing me though so I stopped

I just started walking

Then I started running again

Help

I started screaming help !

Help !

Help !

Then I realized I was inside a vacuum


This is the filler song

I’m just making up stuff as I go along

Some of it’s funny and some of it’s weird

As long as you keep listening then you’ll get to hear

Everything I say on this song

Don’t you like it

It’s not short it’s kind of long.


I think I’m going to have another swig of ice tea right here

How are you doing out there listening to my CD ?

Is it good do you like what you hear here ?

Is it jazz or funk or what do you think of this ?


I keep hearing these you know it’s like stars or something

I don’t know they just make these little echoes

It’s like someone is splashing something on top of the water or something


Well I’m doing that part with my one hand

The other hand’s got a glass of ice tea in it and I’m drinking it

I don’t recommend ice tea unless you don’t mind staying up at night

It’s got caffeine and sometimes it causes you to lose sleep

But then sometimes it’s kind of fun I don’t know

I don’t know what were we talking about ?


Oh look out

Their looking in your window

Their looking in your window


Are we going over ?

I’ve got 2 minutes

I think I’m going to end this song right here


This is the filler song

A song so long it filled up the end of your CD

Don’t you like it ?

Well I’m glad you bought it

Next time you see me you can thank me

Have a good one


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