I'm ankle deep in human wastenthe toilet has been cloggednmarrowbone jelly all over the placenI don't even have a dognthe man upstairs he grabs my armnsaying don't I know your dadnall I could hear were the fire alarmsnthe day my pad went MADnnall I could hear were the fire alarmsnthe day my pad went MADnnThe kitchen has been ransackednski trails in the hallna chicken has been dansackednand thrown against the wallnin walks this dumb waiternwith a fountain pen and padnsaying how do you want this alligatornthe day my pad went MADnnsaying how do you want this alligatornthe day my pad went MADnnThe hamster had been slaugterednthe parrot bound and gaggednthe guard dog had been sorted outnand absolutely shaggednthe goldfish drowned, the cat was foundnkicked around and stabbednthe radio did not make a soundnthe day my pad went MADnnthe radio did not make a soundnthe day my pad went MADnnthe pop-up toaster refused to popnthe chandelier was smashednthe starter motor would not stopnthe tyres had been slashednthere was no way out of therenI was stuck with what I hadnout of order, beyond repairnthe day my pad went MADnnout of order, beyond repairnthe day my pad went MADnnyesterday I had the place rewirednand slung out all of my junkna tumble dryer and a two bar firenand a telephone now defunctnI peeped through the venetian blindsnand the rain fell down so sadnon the broken home I left behindnthe day my pad went MADnnon the broken home I left behindnthe day my pad went MAD