Welcome, welcome my sonnWe've had our eyes on younWe'll teach you everything nYou thought you'd never donnAnd your belief that we are evil's just not truenAnyhownAnywaynWe'll mold your mindnIt's ours as of todaynAnd we'll monitor most everything you saynAnd it doesn't really matter anywaynnWe'll buy you brand new clothesnAnd we'll change your hairstylenWe'll take you to your desk nAnd give you things to filennMay not be used to itnMay take a little whilenAnyhownAnywaynWe'll correct those nasty habits you displaynAnd we'll watch you runnAnd let you run awaynAnd I'll find you nAnd remind you every daynnWhat's thisnWhat do you mean nYou don't wish to complynYou'd better think becausenYou'll sink before you flynnOne thing we hate worse than a quitnAnd that's goodbyenAnyhownAnywaynThe Company keeps tabs on you all daynWe'll take care of things and give you time to playnWe just want you to enjoy a pleasant stay