Cats get served, running up slicednEvery single night and that the way we keep it rightnLike that fuckers... (YEAH)nnIm just trickin though, Certified Wise in the house tonightn(Certified Wise!)nOi, When I say Certified you say Wise we saynCertified! (Wise!)nCertified! (Wise!)nnThe Certified have arrived, extraordinaire extravagantnBeers like confidence, man I drink until I'm arrogantnCause I'm a cocky fuck, Hit your girl and I knock her upnBe like what the fuck? In the net like a hockey puck. (score!)nRappers get embarrassed when they see the way that we worknThey try hard, they're shamed like fat guys swimming in T-shirtsnResearch your Oz hip-hop, before you step to usnAnd if you step, hands around your throat like a necklacennMr. Trials, young ladies gimme a callnMy number's written next to Fuckwit on the Chicks bathroom wallnI'm slightly easy and a trife bit sleazynWith the wit of a red brick and chiselled body of Kim BeazleynMy theory is, never touch the mic quite seriousnA kid goes out on dates later than their next period nMy crews got it made, rockin the placenWith more dope rappers to match every pram chillin at collonadesnnIt's Certified Wise, no need to tell you againnBecause these cunts can be so funky that the smell would offendnA dyke's girlfriend dog, now lets get straight to the point shall wenThis rowdy crowd of MC's and DJ's know how to pound beatsnLike kids with flat feet and crap beats walking down backstreetsnSo much work went into this to line the notes of fact sheetsnLike black sheep I've got two words for those who sleptn(nya, nya, nya, noooo respect)nnYou thought it was safe, well guess what (what?)nBoys then beware; my friends will find your weak points (then what) nGet up in there.nAttack your mind, with a fine line when I find timenAnd I'll find out that you're walking if you're talking the grape vinenI'll waste time. Need to take on the job at hand.nGot skills for this professional typical certified wise mannFrom Sky to land, I'm overcoming all your schemes and plansnSo take cover as I rain thunder upon you mannnI manifest Hip-Hop in it's highest degree (Certified Wise)nSomethin' I take very seriously (I sensualise, Certified Wise)nnEvery songs a collection of kids charmed livesnLike the porn section of gary glitters hard drivenCertified Wise throws a jam thats so hot it'd nMake a married man give up his annual blowjobnYou better show something, with heading no bluffinnOn the wrong side of my tracks, I'll smash your petticoat junctionnIn a suffering city, I'm punishing the prettynAnd if you dont fuckin feel me I'll crush you without pitynnI arrange certain words amongst silencenTo be heard in abundance while mc's face redundancenStereo speakers exceed beyond specificationsnThrough Extended noise generationnLet's cut the conversations to a small chat (why's that?)nI'm busy tryin to react to the hi-hatnBlockade and Certified stand tall above ridiculous under-achieversnAnd constant non-believersnnI'm on stage with a hanful of panadols handin them outnCos of the head throbbin from the head noddinnAnd we about puttin you out for the count like mic check,nYou aint gonna get Certified respectnSo hide your decks, ya mics I might blackoutnIn a cipher when I still take the titlenThe name's Sesta, I snatch an 'L' plate and slap it on your foreheadnWith more force than pornsex.nnnIt's the budhist monks, with the certified mc'snI'll make you nod your head like Parkinson's diseasenSin sanity's but don't step to our clicknI got a hundred metronomes just waiting to go sicknSo take ya pick but not the axe or the shovelnAfter hours I make beds rock like Barney RubblenIt's kinda subtle, the way that my flow boresnAnd leave your ears up shit creek without a funk oarnnNow certified wise gotta hold o yanWe got the whole lot o cop and magnolianWe're the fresh B-boys in Nike and AdidasnWe're hotter than heaters and blowin up speakersnThere's no half-steppers, we far from a fake, we makenRap music every Aussie can relate tonWe'll never take a tumble, We're not gonna stumblenIf you dis any member the result is LET'S RUMBLEnnLet me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckinn[scratches]nLet me show you new rappers how to do a posse reckinn[scratches]nLet me show you new rappers how to do a poss poss posse re re re re reckinnnComplex compliments this simple to complete this individualnSimplex the original beat the hypocritical, ridiculenThe weaker techniques that leave you burntnLike cannabis sativa , either you do or you dont, we'll prove that you won'tnEver endeavour to get it together to better these fellasnI'll be like whatever, you get it?nYou're wondering why you should never trynThe reason certified is mr. nice with the wise guysnnThese crews stress, fully on a questnTo be recognised, put up on a level next to menAnd the Wise unified our lives, we bless the beatnWe yet to see competitors who can compete withnElaborate schemes they conjoured up in their dreamsnHave to be outta your mind to even battle this teamnMasterminds of the game, nobody does it the samenWhen we leave the stage we're sure that you remember the namennYou faggot mc's always compare one anothernStudio 2000's where you shot your album covernI've the right patience, to your shit dictationnThen commence domestic mc word castrationnLike excelles effects from a psychadelic wangernFor you there's no escape like sperm in a frangernSimulated immitations fade away progressivelynSo go fuck yourself homaphrodite mcnnYo this is DJ DebrisnRepresentingnCertified WisennA dietarian, pages down, lyrical librariannMy strong line is carnivore your line was vegetariannComparin them i'm tearin them in two so don't you dare me then nComparin them with them i bring the heat like a solariumnYou're starin then you better step back while i'm preparin themnCertified lyrical delegates are all the sound-ions, nRebellions under one banner for new milleniums nThe south is certified its so good like sanitariumnnI throw tempo-tempos to scare those who dare opposenWho dont compare the pro's i'm dressed in threadbare clothesnStill these rare flows got mc's pleading give us a fair gonDont try to stop me you dont realise the lengths to which im prepared to gonWe can take a short journey and leave you at your wits endnYou get burned like youre smoking a cigarette from the lit endnYoure acting so feminine you could be stressing about split endsnCertified hit home with so much force they make bricks bendnnThis situation get sticky, like a perve with porn magsnMy presence on stage will make you trailer whore skagsnGirls cats, hornbag, you know my style sucker, nAnd now we made tracks to get you up like a fluffernCertified wise, notorious to rip cuntsnDissin us will get costly like private shows at strip clubsnBeating me's a hard task by itself so fuck you, nCause thats a fantasy like anal sex with Eliza DushkunnThis is my life and many come and go like one night standsnI treat live jams like a sermons and in my mic handnA holy get them with ya bless yanShit you never spit the fresher shit than PressurenAny means, risk or measurenThis cut is deep, so pump a beat for my fuckin peepsnI'm rated X-rated the way that I come with tongue and cheeknWe bring a ruckus like truckers in bar brawlsnCertified Wise and we out like last calls... calls... calls...
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An Audience With The Devil An Audience With The Devil Restrung Another World Breathe Breathe Restrung Chris Farley Circuit Breaker City Of Light Restrung Classic Example Clown Prince Restrung Conversations From A Speakeasy Conversations From A Speakeasy Restrung Distortion Down for the Cause Fifty in Five Full Tilt Boogie Give It Up Heard Of Us Here come the girls HillaToppa Last Confession Monsters Ball Monsters Ball Restrung Obese Lowlifes Obese Lowlifes Restrung Parade Of The Dead Recapturing The Vibe Recapturing the Vibe Restrung Rent Week (feat. Funkoars, Vents and Briggz) Roll On Up Running From The Storm Still Standing Stopping All Stations Restrung Super Official The Blue Blooded The Captured Vibe The Hard Road Restrung The Light You Burned The Return Tolerance Twilight What A Great Night Restrung What I want Ft. Funkoars Whatcha Got?
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