Deedle Dee, three tots are we.And we're as clever as can be.We live with Grandma Ida and our dear old Grandpa NedAnd little Baby Mike (the brat)And don't forget the siamese catAnd in the attic from Detroit is big, fat Uncle FredOh Grandpa wishes he were rich,And Grandma just complains (the bitch)And Uncle Fred gets drunk while Mike just cries all night and dayThe cat thinks that he owns the placeHe bites and scratches on the faceIt'd be so nice if they just went away, awayOoh daddle, daddle daddle daddle daddle daddle day[Chorus:]The cat is dead, the cat is deadI went to pat him on the headHe didn't purr, he didn't meow he didn't blink or snip.He seemed to have a funny smile that made me laughBut all the while, the tail that used o flip and flapGot awful cold and stiff.We chopped him into tiny bits,And seasoned him with apple bitsAnd with some dust, we made a crust and put him in a pie.Into the oven he did sit, until the crust was nice and crispI'll love that little kitty till I die.Dee die, dee di-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di-de-di.The cat is dead, the cat is dead.And Mikey too, and Uncle FredExpiring oh so suddenly while sipping down some tea.The tea was hot, the tea was hotWith stricknine and a little spice toCover up the funny taste of our conspiracy.When Grandpa saw what we had done,He went straight for his hunting gunBut we were quick we sole the clipThe rest is historyTo make sure Grandma wouldn't fleaWe gave her a lobotomyAnd now's she's just as happy as can beDee dee, dee deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle deedle dee[Chorus:]
Related Songs
Dead Cat - Rilo Kiley
Dead Cat - Macc Lads
Dcx3 (dead Cat) - Grinspoon
Dead Cat On The Line - Big Dave McLean
DCx3 - Grinspoon
Cat Killer - Gross Urge
Schrodinger's Cat - Tears For Fears
Dead Cats, Dead Rats - Doors, The
Dead Cats, Dead Rats - Doors
DEAD CATS, DEAD RATS - The Doors
Macabre - Samhain
My Dead Cat - Butlers
Black Cat - Grave Digger
Tom Burleigh's Dead - Eddie From Ohio
Break On Through (Part 2) - Doors
Dead Wild Cat - Beck
RED RED WINE - The Replacements
Grizabella, the Glamour Cat - Andrew Lloyd Webber
Grizabella The Glamour Cat - Andrew Lloyd Webber
Grizabella, The Glamour Cat - CATS
Grizabella: The Glamour Cat - Andrew Lloyd Webber
Revenge Of The Schrodinger's Cat - Alhun Aydin
Tom Burleigh’s Dead - Eddie From Ohio
Farmyard Cat - Prefab Sprout
Post Man Pat (Ran Over His Cat) - Childrens Songs
Post Man Pat (Ran Over His Cat) - Children
Grizabella the Glamour Cat - Cats
Break On Through - Steve Holy
Break On Through - Pearl Jam
Temple Of The Cat - Ayreon
Black Zombies - NAS
Red Red Wine - Replacements
Skeleton Key - Margot & the Nuclear So and So's
Paper Kitten Nightmare...
Larry - Buffalo Tom
Black Cat - The Living End
I Want You Dead - Slapshot
A Step Ahead - Aaron Sprinkle
Cat Came Back - Sonny James
Catoholic Singing For The Dead Cat...
Look What the Cat Dragged In - Bret Michaels
Intro/Look What the Cat Dragged In [Live] - Poison
Look What the Cat Dragged In [DVD][Live] - Poison
Look What the Cat Dragged In - Poison
Temple Of The Cat (Acoustic Version) - Ayreon
The Cat Came Back - Trout Fishing In America
Sandpaper Cadillac - Joe Cocker
Haunted House - Leon Redbone
Ghost of the Kitty Cat - Charlie Peacock
Doris Love Club [Live]...
Woke up This Morning (in album Razamanaz)...
Piggy in the Middle - The Rutles
Dead Is Dead - Fight Amp
Dead is Dead - Fight Amputation
Dead Is Dead - Pulling Teeth
Dead Is Dead - Coalesce
Hang Me In The Bottle - Tom Waits
Dead Heat - Dickies
Wanted Dead Or Alive - The Mighty Sparrow
Degenerate - Ass to Mouth
Captain Bligh - The Tiger Lillies
The Cat Came Back - Stompin' Tom Connors
Dazed And Confused - Yardbirds
I'm Confused (Dazed And Confused) - Yardbirds
Out Of My Way - Elsa
Feline Resurrection - Jessica Sutta
Dead Friends - Hell County
Mama - Wil
Darkness Surrounding [*] - Avenged Sevenfold
Come A Little Dog - Palace Brothers
A Step Ahead - Aaron Sprinkle
Dirty Bitch - Klutae
AMERICAN EYES PART TWO (RAT BONES)...
Snow Frog Vs. Motor Cobra - Morning Teleportation
Mammal - They Might Be Giants
Ubangi Stomp - John Prine
The Cat - The Inchtabokatables
The Cat - The New Christy Minstrels
The Cat - Lady Gaga
The Cat - Inchtabokatables
Pigeon Vs. Crow - Circle Of Dead Children
Giving Up On Rock 'n' Roll - Lynam
Open your eyes - Nathalie Nordnes
The Cat Came Back - Cisco Houston
Darkness Surrounding - avenged
My Cat (Automatic Speed Mix) - Jack off Jill
Bad Boy [Original Mix][#] - Eric Clapton
Bad Boy - Eric Clapton
My Cat - Jack Off Jill
Dead To The World - Patti Smith
My Cat (Meow Mix) - Jack off Jill
Hidden song - Beck
Catman - Jeff Beck
I Know An Old Lady - Peter, Paul & Mary
I KNOW AN OLD LADY - Peter, Paul & Mary
Dead End Kids - Virgin Steele
Wanted, Dead Or Alive - Manhattan Transfer
Claws Of Death - Mortician
Catman - Jeff Beck & The Big Town Playboys
Catman - Gene Vincent
CAT MAN - Gene Vincent
(WANTED) DEAD OR ALIVE - Manhattan Transfer
(Wanted) Dead or Alive - The Manhattan Transfer
Dead or Alive - Manhattan Transfer
Dragula (Remix) - Rob Zombie
The Runt - Chris Garneau
Sharpshooter - Aerosmith
Sudden Impact! [#] - Big Audio Dynamite
Sudden Impact - Big Audio Dynamite
54 - Cage (Rap)
Blindwagon - Dead Cat Lounge
Manipulation - Dead Cat Lounge
Even Steven - Dead Cat Lounge
Something Else - Dead Cat Bounce
HEADLINE: jaime, dead after emergency workers trie...
24 Earth Years - Clutch
The Drugs Don't Work...
Cat Briar - Her Horses
Funeral Music - Tim Seely
Valley of the Bones - Thin White Rope
Stanley Kubrick - R.a. The Rugged Man
Suck a Little Dick - Gangsta Boo
Cat Brain Land - Melt-banana
Scare the Cat - Joe Perry
Scaredy Cat - Marilyn Manson
churchmouse - Deadbirds
Throw the Jockey - Pygmy Lush
Loverboy - The Cog Is Dead
The Copper War - The Cog Is Dead
Blood, Sweat And Tears - The Cog Is Dead
Let Me Be Your Man - The Cog Is Dead
Steam Powered Stories (Reprise) - The Cog Is Dead
Savior Of The Skies - The Cog Is Dead
There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly - Raffi
That Cat Is High - The Manhattan Transfer
THAT CAT IS HIGH - Manhattan Transfer
Dr. Chef Darkerside - Jason Thugs-M-Futurama
Shadows - Honeycut
Love's Duet - Stephen Duffy
Cool Cat - Garfield
Dead Or Alive - Journey
Deathface - Some Girls
54 - Smut Peddlers
Catnip Dream - Jeff Buckley
Black Cat Bamboozle - I Monster
White Lightnin' - Lita Ford
Vagina Mine - Puscifer
Dead Skunk - Wainwright Loudon
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
She's My Girl - Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti
Manchasm - Future of the Left
Black Cat Moan - Beck, Bogert & Appice
Black Cat Moan - Beck Bogert & Appice
Playback Rewind - Marilyn Is Dead
Iowa Dollar - Marilyn Is Dead
Really Want You - Franz Is Dead
Glockenspiel Song - Dog Is Dead
Young - Dog Is Dead
Get Low - Dog Is Dead
The Well - Dog Is Dead
Talent show - Dog Is Dead
River Jordan - Dog Is Dead
Teenage Daughter - Dog Is Dead
Talk Through the Night - Dog Is Dead
Ricochet - Dog Is Dead
Punk Hari Ini - Superman Is Dead
Poppies Dog Anthem - Superman Is Dead
Outsider - Superman Is Dead
Musuh Dan Sahabat - Superman Is Dead
Muka Tebal - Superman Is Dead
Pulang - Superman Is Dead
Psychofake - Superman Is Dead
Night Of The Lonely - Superman Is Dead
My Girlfriend Pregnant - Superman Is Dead
Money Money Money - Superman Is Dead
Menuju Temaram - Superman Is Dead
Mengintip - Superman Is Dead
Punkrock Lowrider - Superman Is Dead
Saint Of My Life - Superman Is Dead
Runaway Stripper - Superman Is Dead
TV Brain - Superman Is Dead
Tomorrow - Superman Is Dead
This Is Unlove - Superman Is Dead
The Days Of A Father - Superman Is Dead
Strong Enough - Superman Is Dead
The Broken Song - Superman Is Dead
Superman Is Dead - Superman Is Dead
UTW - Superman Is Dead
Twice Bar (The Best In Paradise)...
Year Of The Danger - Superman Is Dead
White Town - Superman Is Dead
Falling Down - Superman Is Dead
Evil Country - Superman Is Dead
Citra O.D - Superman Is Dead
Cerita Semalam - Superman Is Dead
Great Dream Of Society - Superman Is Dead
Graveyard Blues/Vodkabilly - Superman Is Dead
Get In Touch - Superman Is Dead
Fly Away - Superman Is Dead
Kita Vs Mereka - Superman Is Dead