The Bob Song (Album Version)
Big Rich (rapper)

So I was hanging out in a very deserted place

Where there's white, white, white sand

And blue, blue, blue, aqua blue waters

That meets the horizon in a fine line

Of the most shiny purple you ever seen in your life

And then right there across that great horizon

Saw sails, sails from a ship, from a ship

That stood a man that had sailed around the world a time or two

I guess you could say, he was a pirate

Well, I once knew a pirate named bob

B O B, Bob was a drunken old slob

B O B, Bob, 'bout as dumb as a rock

But Bob, he made it to the top

He said, You swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine

You have your lemons and I'll have my lime

Funny, we all act like monkeys, sometimes

So you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine

I'll swing from mine

And he said, I'd rather make love than war

And I'd rather have millions than to ever be poor

But I'd rather be happy than to have anymore

Guess, I'm a little tangled in a vine

Oh, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine

You have your lemons and I'll have my lime

Funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes

So you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine

Man, let me tell ya about one of the crazy things

That just happened here in the past week

We got to go and do this photo shoot for a magazine

I think they were called blender and they gave us $900

And they said, Well, y'all go do anything you want to with it

So let me tell you what a couple of pirates would do

If they had $900, well, they'd go into a costume shop

And they'd find themselves a couple of costumes

Maybe, animals, maybe something that looked like a chicken

A chicken? A chicken, John, I like chicken

John, you were a chicken, I think, I love cats

And then one of them would put some fruit on his head

Look a little bit like Carmen Miranda

Is that like the girl in the Chiquita banana thing?

And then what they would do

Dude, the Chiquita banana girl is stacked

I always thought she was hot, anytime

I was like, in elementary school and they gave us the bananas

I would always pick the one that had the sticker still on it

But then again you liked to look at the panty

Section of the sears and roebuck magazine

Who didn't? 'Cause you're a freak, who didn't?

Bona fide, bona fide freak, you know

What my grandmother used to tell me

She would do that involved the sears

And roebuck magazine and freaks,

Well, chickens that is when she was grew up

She was born in 1905, her name was Cathleen

We called her gaggy, more affectionately

She was known to her grandchildren

And she told us that when she was a kid

They used the sears and roebuck magazine for toilet paper

Oh my, in the outhouse and they had a stick

In the out house to beat the chickens

Oh, but anyway, I guess, that's the way things used to be

And things ain't quite like the way they used to be anymore

And anyway, we're standin' there dressed like a chicken

And Carmen Miranda, and we're holding the horn of a white rhinosarus

A white rhinosarus, white rhinosarus at the San Antonio Zoo

Which we must tell you is a very, very nice zoo

And now that you know a little bit about what we've done

In the past week, we can tell you

Let's rock it baby, come on

We can tell you, we can say

You swing from your tree

We can say

I'll swing from my tree oh, you swing from your tree

We'll all be happy sometimes and I'll swing from my tree

You swing from your tree and I'll swing from my tree

And we'll all be happy sometimes

Come on, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from my tree

And we'll all be happy sometimes

Oh, you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine

You have your lemons and I'll have my lime

It's funny, we all act like monkeys sometimes

So you swing from your tree and I'll swing from mine

I'll swing from mine, I'll swing from mine

I was just trying to think of the sound that a monkey would make

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