The Baddest Man Alive
The Black Keys

I could take the pitchfork from the devil

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible

From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky

I'm the baddest man alive

I'd grab a crocodile by his tail

Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail

Make the meanest woman break down and cry

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no mess, and I take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive

Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood

Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger

Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee

Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives

I drink honey straight from the beehive

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked

I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't ṗlan to die

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye

I bust off in the face of the witch of the East

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh

I'm the man who stole the golden fleece

And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast

The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die

I'm the baddest man alive

I take no mess, and I take no jive

Sometimes I feel like I can fly

I'm the baddest man alive

I'm the baddest man alive


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Lyrics by The Black Keys

  "She Said, She Said"   10 A.M. Automatic   10 Am Automatic   10 Lovers   Act Nice And Gentle   Aeroplane Blues   All Hands Against His Own   All You Ever Wanted   Baddest Man Alive   Black Mud   Breaks   Brooklyn Bound   Bullet In The Brain   Busted   Chop & Change   Chop And Change   Countdown   Dead And Gone   Dead And Gone   Dearest   Do The Rump   Do the Rump (Junior Kimbrough cover)   Elevator   Everlasting Light   Everywhere I Go   Everywhere I Go (Junior Kimbrough cover)   Evil   Fever   Flame   Girl Is On My Mind   Give Your Heart Away   Gold On The Ceiling   Goodbye Babylon   Gotta Get Away   Grown So Ugly   Hard Row   Have Love Will Travel   Have Love Will Travel (The Sonics cover)   Have Mercy On Me   Heavy Soul   Hell Of A Season   Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles   Hold Me In Your Arms   Howlin' For You   Howlin' For You   Hurt Like Mine   I Cry Alone   I Got Mine   I'll Be Your Man   I'm Not The One   I'll Be Your Man   I'm Not The One   If You See Me   In Our Prime   In Time   It s up to you now   It\u2019s Up to You Now   It's Up To You Now   It’s Up to You Now   Just A Little Heat   Just Couldn't Tie Me Down   Just Couldn't Tie Me Down   Just Got To Be   Keep Me   Keep Your Hands Off Her   Leavin' Trunk   Leavin' Trunk   Lengths   Lies   Little Black Submarine   Little Black Submarines   Little Black Submarines (Single)   Lonely Boy   Meet Me In The City   Midnight In Her Eyes   Mind Eraser   Modern Times   Money Maker   Mr. Dibbs "Fight for Air" Mashup   My Mind Is Ramblin'   Never Gonna Give You Up   Next Girl   No Fun   No Trust   Nobody But You   Nova Baby   Oceans & Streams   Oceans And Streams   Ohio   Psychotic Girl   Remember When   Remember When (Side A)   Remember When (Side B)   Rise   Run Me Down   Run Me Down (Muddy Waters cover)   Run Right Back   Same Old Thing   Set You Free   She Said, She Said   She Said, She Said (The Beatles cover)   She's Long Gone   She's Long Gone   Sinister Kid   Sister   So He Won't Break   Stack Shot Billy   Stop Stop   Strange Desire   Strange Times   Strange Times   Stranger In My Life   Summertime Blues   Summertime Blues (Eddie Cochran cover)   Ten Cent Pistol   The Black Keys Bullet In The Brain is a track from...   The Breaks   The Deperate Man   The Desperate Man   The Desperate Man   The Flame   The Go Getter   The Heart Breaking Spell   The Lengths   The Lengths   The Only One   The Wicked Messenger   Them Eyes   These Days   Thickfreakness   Things Ain't Like They Used To Be   Things Aren't Like They Used To Be   Tighten Up   Til I Get My Way   Til I Get My Way   Till I Get My Way   Too Afraid To Love   Too Afraid To Love You   Turn Blue   Unknown Brother   Waiting On Words   Weight Of Love   When The Lights Go Out   Work Me   Year In Review   Yearnin'   Yearnin'   You're the One   You're The One   Your Touch

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