The stained glass lights the waynOn their knees the congregation praysnCollection plate is passed your waynJesus looks down from the skynA tear fills his eyesnIn the fires of hell you're all gonna paynnIn the rectory basement of sinnA meeting ready to beginnSomething in the eye saysnHoly father, you're telling me liesnSearching, Mother Mary finds the tunnels of lovenTouching, in the name of the Lord abovenn[Chorus]nStep up, up to the altarnKneel down, down on your knees and praynStep up, up to the altarnA priest, is playing his organ againnnSacrificial bishop cracks the skynUpon the altar a virgin liesnNo hail Mary gonna save you nownLooking, for choir girls and boysnHoping, he just wants a brand new toynn[Chorus: x2]