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The 40 Year Old Freshman
The High Sox

Chest hair peaking
Out of his shirt
He likes teachers
With them, he flirts
It's no problem
His age is a match
When I see him
My eyes I detach
Shirt tucked in
Molestor grin
Marching to French
with old man stench
Tries to be
Just like Mr. P
Polo shirts
The sight of him hurts

But when he's marching the hallway, this is how it sounds...

Carpet in his shirt
Carpet where it hurts
Carpet on his face
It's a big disgrace
Carpet on his head
Carpet in his bed
Carpet in his mouth
Carpet down south
Carpet on his feet
Carpet on his tit
Carpets aren't shaved
That's how he behaves


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