That's What Girls Are For
Steel Panther

I wanna make one thing crystal clear

When I want an ice old beer

Get it real quick and say yes, dear

Those are the words that I wanna hear

We'll get along you will see

Focus on taking care of me

You gotta make me a priority

'Cause I'm a pretty bitchin' commodity

Dear old dad, now he's dead

But when he was alive he always said

Make those bitches take care of you

Cause that's what women were born to do!

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for!

Cleaning, baking, hot love making

That's what girls are for!

That's what girls are for!

Taking directions, giving me erections

Do my laundry, pay my bills

Crush my Oxycontin pills

Clean the sheets where my man juice spills

On the weekend you can roto-till

You'll see it's a way of life

Do a good job you can be my wife!

Load my guns sharpen my knife

Just kidding you ain't gonna be my wife!

Dear old dad, God rest his soul

He'd wake up in the morning and smoke a bowl

Smack my mom upside the head

Make me a sandwich is what he said

Yeah

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Sewing, cooking, being good looking

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Love me, rub me, suck my nubby!

Anyone can see, when you're waiting on me

Nothing makes me feel more alive!

And I pray everyday that somehow we can stay stuck in 1955!

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Sing it with feeling!

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Even my mom agrees!

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Wearing high heels and copping some feels

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Kissin' lickin' tastes like chicken!

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

Being real dumb, and making me cum!

That's what girls are for

That's what girls are for

S my D and L my B's some more!


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