Taxi driver...nnGo!nnWell everybody's sayin' that they're not so badnEverybody's sayin' that we need 'em badnWell everybody's got their fuckin' heads up their assnnEverybody tells me they perform a servicenBut the same fuckin' people say they drive 'em nervousnWell make your fuckin' mind up, you stupid twatnnIf you want to see them crynPoke 'em in the eyenPut their fingers in the socket and watch them frynnTaxi drivers must diennEverybody's sayin' that they drive 'em nutsnBut when it comes to revenge they ain't got the gutsnWell crawl back into your little 'ole, you little ratnnUnited and strong we can fight them backnTeach them all a fucking lesson that they'll never forgetnAnd watch the little bastards come crawling backnnI'm sorrynnIf you want to see them crynPoke 'em in the eyenPut their fingers in the socket and watch them frynnTaxi drivers must diennIf you want to see them crynPoke 'em in the eyenPut their fingers in the socket and watch them frynnTaxi drivers must...nnIf you want to see them crynPoke 'em in the eyenPut their fingers in the socket and watch them frynnHow was your weekend? Good?n