Please allow me to introduce myselfI'm a man of wealth and tasteI've been around for a long, long yearStole many a man's soul and faithAnd I was 'round when Jesus ChristHad his moment of doubt and painMade damn sure that PilateWashed his hands and sealed his fatePleased to meet youHope you guess my nameBut what's puzzling youIs the nature of my gameI stuck around St. PetersburgWhen I saw it was a time for a changeKilled the czar and his ministersAnastasia screamed in vainI rode a tankHeld a general's rankWhen the blitzkrieg ragedAnd the bodies stankPleased to meet youHope you guess my name, oh yeahAh, what's puzzling youIs the nature of my game, oh yeahI watched with gleeWhile your kings and queensFought for ten decadesFor the gods they madeI shouted outWho killed the Kennedys?When after allIt was you and meLet me please introduce myselfI'm a man of wealth and tasteAnd I laid traps for troubadoursWho get killed before they reached BombayPleased to meet youHope you guessed my name, oh yeahBut what's puzzling youIs the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, babyPleased to meet youHope you guessed my name, oh yeahBut what's confusing youIs just the nature of my gameJust as every cop is a criminalAnd all the sinners saintsAs heads is tails just call me Lucifer'Cause I'm in need of some restraintSo if you meet me have some courtesyHave some sympathy, and some tasteUse all your well-learned politesseOr I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeahPleased to meet youHope you guessed my name, um yeahBut what's puzzling youIs the nature of my game, um mean it, get downWoo, who oh yeah, get on downOh yeah, oh yeah!Tell me baby, what's my nameTell me honey, can ya guess my nameTell me baby, what's my nameI tell you one time, you're to blameOoo, whoOoo, whoOoo, who, Oh yeahWhat's my nameTell me, baby, what's my nameTell me, sweetie, what's my nameOoo, whoOoo, whoOoo, who, Oh yeah
Lyrics by Jane's Addiction
1% 1% (Live) 1% [Live] 1970 (Live 1987) Ain't No Right Ain't No Right (Demo) Ain't No Right (Live From Vive Latino) Ain't No Right (Live) Another soulmate Been Caught Stealing Been Caught Stealing (12 Remix Version) Been Caught Stealing (Live From Vive Latino) Been Caught Stealing (Live) Been Caught Stealing [Album Version] Been Caught Stealing [DVD] Been Caught Stealing [Live, 1990][#] Been Caught Stealing [Live] Been Caught Stealing [Live] Been Caught Stealing [outtake][Outtake] Been Caught Stealing [Remix] Bobhaus (Live 1989) Bring The Mood Broken People Chip Away Chip Away [Live] City City (Demo) City [#][Demo Version] City [DVD] City Song Classic Girl Classic Girl (Demo) Classic Girl [#][Demo Version] Classic Girl [Album Version] Curiosity Kills Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey Drum Intro (Live) End To The Lies End To The Lies (Live From Vive Latino) Everybody's Friend Had a Dad Had A Dad (Live) Had A Dad (Radio Tokyo Demo) Had a Dad [Demo Version] Had a Dad [Live, 1990][#] Had a Dad [Live] Had a Dad [outtake][Outtake] Had a Dad [Radio Tokyo Demo] Hypersonic Hypersonic I Would for You I Would For You (Radio Tokyo Demo) I Would for You [Demo Version] I Would for You [Live] I Would for You [Radio Tokyo Demo] I'll Hit You Back Idiots Rule Idiots Rule (Demo) Idiots Rule [#][Demo Version] Irresistable Force Irresistible Force Jane Says Jane Says (Live From Vive Latino) Jane Says (Radio Tokyo Demo) Jane Says [Demo Version] Jane Says [Live] Jane Says [Radio Tokyo Demo][#] Just Because Just Because Just Because [Live] Kettle Whistle Kettle Whistle (Live 1987) Kettle Whistle [Live, 1987][#] L.A. Medley: L.A. Woman/Nausea/Lexicon Devil (Live... Maceo Maceo (Demo) Mountain Song Mountain Song (Live From Vive Latino) Mountain Song (Live) Mountain Song (Radio Tokyo Demo) Mountain Song [Demo Version] Mountain Song [DVD][Version] Mountain Song [Live, 1990][#] Mountain Song [Radio Tokyo Demo] My Cat's Name Is Maceo My Cat's Name Is Maceo (Edit) (Demo Version) My Time My Time (Rehearsal) My Time [Live] My Time [Rehearsal][#] No One's Leaving No One's Leaving (Demo) No One's Leaving (Live) Not An Addict Obvious Ocean Size Ocean Size (Demo) Ocean Size (Live From Vive Latino) Ocean Size (Live) Ocean Size [#][Demo Version] Ocean Size [Butthole Surfers Remix] Ocean Size [Demo Version] Ocean Size [DVD] Of Course One Percent Pets Pig's in Zen Pigs in Zen Pigs In Zen (Radio Tokyo Demo) Pigs in Zen [Live] Pigs in Zen [Radio Tokyo Demo] Price I Pay Price I Pay Ripple Rock 'N' Roll Rock And Roll Sex Is Violent Slow Divers Slow Divers (Edit) (Live) Slow Divers [Edit][Live] So What! So What! [Album Fade] Splash A Little Water On It Standing In The Shower... Thinking Standing in the Shower...Thinking Standing In The Shower...Thinking (Demo) Stop Stop! Stop! (Demo) Stop! (Live From Vive Latino) Stop! [#][Demo Version] Stop! [Album Version] Stop! [Live, 1990] Stop! [Live] Strays Strays Suffer Some Suffer Some (Demo) Summertime Rolls Summertime Rolls (Demo) Summertime Rolls (Live) Summertime Rolls [#][Demo Version] Summertime Rolls [Live, 1990][#] Superhero Superhero Superhero (Live From Vive Latino) Sympathy Sympathy [Live] Sympathy For The Devil Ted, Just Admit It (Live From Vive Latino) Ted, Just Admit It... Ted, Just Admit It... (Demo) Ted, Just Admit It... [#][Demo Version] Thank You Boys Thank You Boys Thank You Boys [#][Demo Version] The Riches The Riches Then She Did Then She Did... Then She Did... (Live) Then She Did... [#] Then She Did... [Album Version] Then She Did... [DVD][Live] Then She Did... [Live, 1990][#] Three Days Three Days (Demo) Three Days (Live From Vive Latino) Three Days (Live) Three Days [#][Demo Version] Three Days [Album Version] Three Days [DVD][Live] Three Days [Live, 1990] Three Days [Live] Three Days, Pt. 1 Three Days, Pt. 2 To Match the Sun To Match the Sun Trip Away Trip Away [Live] True Nature True Nature Twisted Tales Twisted Tales Ultimate Reason Underground Up the Beach Up The Beach (Demo) Up The Beach (Live) Up the Beach [#][Demo Version] Up the Beach [Live, 1990] Up the Beach [Live] Whole Lotta Love Whole Lotta Love (Live 1987) Whores Whores (Live From Vive Latino) Whores [DVD][Live] Whores [Live] Words Right Out Of My Mouth Wrong Girl Wrong Girl