Sun, oh sun! I love it when you shine!nYou warm my heart with your ultra-violet light.nYou warm my friends and the family I come from.nYou warm my heart for my ultra-violet love.nnBut sun, oh sun, tell me why nYou've been spotted in the Arab sky?nThe NSA's been tracking all your raysnAnd terrorists don't even like sunny days.n(And even if they did, they wouldn't be getting any anyways.)nnSun, oh sun! I know you're meaning well.nBut sun, times are complicated, and it would do you well nTo drop all of this socialist bullshit and look out for yourself.nCos even if you're with us you might still be against usnAnd we won't hesitate to send you to a sunny day in hell!nnBut sun, oh sun, tell me whynYou've been spotted in the Arab sky?nYou know that I can't help you if you won't try,nSo tell them you got lost even if that's a lie.n(And I sure hope you can explain what you were doing in nCuba, China, North Korea, Panama, Angola, Congo, Nicaragua, Guatemala, Venezuela, Haiti,.. )