nWell, I don't know why I came here tonightnI got the feeling something ain't rightnI'm so scared in case I fall off my chairnAnd I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairsnClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightnHere I am, stuck in the middle with younStuck in the middle with younnWell, I'm stuck in the middle with younAnd I'm wondering what is I should donIt's so hard to wipe this smile from my facenLose control and I'm all over the placenClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightnHere I am, stuck in the middle with younnWell, you started out with nothingnAnd you're proud that you're a self-made mannAnd your friends they all come crawlingnSlap you on the back and say, 'Please, please'nnWell, you started out with nothingnAnd you're proud that you're a self-made mannAnd your friends they all come crawlingnSlap you on the back and say, 'Please, please'nnWell, I don't know why I came here tonightnI got the feeling something ain't rightnI'm so scared in case I fall off my chairnAnd I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairsnClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightnHere I am, stuck in the middle with younYes, I'm stuck in the middle with younnHere I am, here I amnStuck in the middle with you