Well did you hear about the new strip mall with all those new stores in it?nIt's goin' on 95 acres just outside the city limitsnWell they got a bunch of cranes out there and a bunch of big bulldozersnThere knockin' down some Indian burial mounds and gonna pave the whole mess over nWell there'll be lots of stuff to buy there and lots of stuff to eatnWell I think we should make it the center of town - to hell with our main streetnThe lumber yard and the hardware store are closin' up todaynBut we can get all that stuff cheaper at Home Depot, anywaynnThey got a Best Buy and a Wal-Mart - They got a Supermarket of ShoesnThey got an NTB and a D.O.C. - A Ponderosa and a Jiffy LubenThey got a Lowe's and a Dobb's and a Costco - An Olive Garden and a Chuck E. CheesenThey got a Papa John's and a Domino's - A Long John Silver's and a Captain D'snnWell I wish I was on the city council so I coulda got some of them bribesnBut I got no doubt when this mall gets here it's gonna improve all of our livesnNever mind the parking lot is on an incline and gonna flood the rest of townnThey should build some more stores at the other end so the water will flow aroundnnThey got a Bed Bath and Beyond - They got a Popeye's and a Lee'snThey got a Jack 'n The Box and a Subway - A TGI Friday's and an Applebee'snThere's an Office Depot an Office Max - A Pizza Hut and a Taco BellnThere's an O'Charlies and a KFC - There's a Burger King as wellnnWell I don't care if the factory closes 'cause this town don't need it no morenI tell you son when this thing gets done we'll all get jobs in them storesnI'm sure they'll care about us - I tell ya it'll be real nicenWe'll have HMOs and dental care and a discout on the merchandise nn'Cause they got a Sonic and a Starbuck's - A Pep Boys and a Cici's PizzanThere's a Linens and Things and a Men's Warehouse - Where they're all nso pleased to meet ya nThere's a Petsmart and a Petco - A Circuit City and a Sam's ClubnA Wendy's and a Hardee's - There's a Blimpie and a Quizno's SubsnnWe'll be livin' in the lap of luxury with all we need right under our nosesnAnd we can get anything any time we want 'cause the strip mall never closesnWe'll be workin' or shoppin' or eatin' there just like our kids and our wivesnIt'll help rebuild or community and be the center of our livesnn'Cause it'll have a Target and a K-Mart - A Citgo and a Quick TripnA Menekie and a Midas - A Walgreens in case we get sicknIt'll have a Baskin Robbins for the kids - And a Chili's too ya knownA Chester Fried Chicken and a Chick Fil-A - And a Fazoli's for Italians on the go.n