Squirrels imported from ConnecticutnJust in time for fallnHow much fun is a lot more fun?nNot much fun at allnWhat's with all the handsome grandsonsnIn these rock band magazines?nAnd what have they done with the fat ones?nThe bald and the goatee'd?nnStrange victory!nStrange victory!nStrange victory!nStrange defeatnnA tale is told of a band of squirrelsnWho lived in defiance of defeatnThey woke up in the nightmare worldnOf craven mediocritynThey said, We're coming out of the black patch!nWe're coming out of the pocket!nWe're calling into questionnSuch virtue gone to seed!nnChorus (x2)n