Once I had a strange lovenA mad sort of insane lovenA love so fast and fierce I thought I'd diennYes, once I had a strange lovenA pure but very pained lovenA love that burned like fire through a fieldnnOh, once I had a strange lovenA childlike but deranged lovenA love that if were bottled it would killnnSee, once I had a strange lovenA secret and untamed lovenA love that took no prisoners at allnnStrange love...nnAnd once I had a strange lovenA psychic unexplained lovenA love that challenged scientific factsnnAnd then there was that strange lovenThat very badly trained lovenA love that needed discipline and factsnnAnd once I had a strange lovenA public acclaimed lovenThe kind of love that's seen in magazinesnnStrange love...nnAnd once I had a strange lovenA beautiful but vain lovenA love I think that's better left in dreamsnnStrangest love of all...nnAnd once I had a strange lovenA morally inflamed lovenWe'd go on holy battles in the nightsnnAnd then there was that strange lovenThat vulgar and profane lovenThe kind of love that we don't talk aboutnnYes, once I had a strange lovenA lying infidel lovenWho'd woven stories like ScheherazadennAnd once I had a strange lovenA flaky white kinky lovenWe ran so fast we almost spilled our gutsnnYou see, I've had some strange lovenSome good, some bad, some plain lovenSome so-so love, so what?nAnd c'est la vie!nnBut just let me proclaim, lovenThat, out of all the strange lovenYou're the strangest love I've ever knownnnStrangest love I've ever known...