Stock Market Blues
Hank Williams Jr.

Hey Charlie Snob could you make me some investments
I wanna get the hell out of here
Ive ordered my Mercedes I wanna meet some classy ladies
And start drinking champagne instead of beer
Now I dont have much money but we could work out somethin
I could send you twenty bucks a week
He said thats not how it works and just what is your net worth
I said my net worth is what I got on me
So I called up my mother-in-law told her about the ad I saw
Guaranteeing a fortune to be made
I said I need a hundred thou cause we have got to jump in now
Well make a bunch and split it up two ways
So I met her down at the bank grabbed a check and then I ran
As fast as I could to their store
Now heres all the money so pick some winners sonny
And call me up when we make the big score
Well I saw it on the evening news stock market really had the blues
And when it closed it set an all time low
I wondered where did I go wrong why did this happen to me Lord
Ive got to get that money back ya know
Well I just sat there and wondered why I was gonna buy low and sell it high
But things sure didnt work out that way
I dont know what Im gonna do and to tell yall the truth
I think Ive lost my assets today
Hey broker man please dont make no more investments
Cause I would like to keep my shirt and pants
Cancel that Mercedes Im going back to the old lady
In Little Rock instead of Paris, France
No Ill never play that game againI think yall saw me comin friend
And I jumped right in like a big fool
Oh I thought Id make some money but its really kind of funny
Cause I borrowed all of it from you know who
Oh I thought Id make some money but its really kind of funny
Cause I borrowed all of it from you know who


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  (I Don't Have) Anymore Love Songs   (I Don't Have) Anymore Love Songs   (I Heard That) Lonesome Whistle   (I've Got My) Future On Ice   (I've Got My) Future On Ice   127 Rose Avenue   A - EEE   A Countryboy Can Survive   A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action   A Mansion On The Hill   A Rainy Night In Georgia   A-eee   After All They Used To Belong To Me   After You   Ain't Misbehavin'   Ain't Nobody's Business   Ain't Misbehavin'   Ain't Nobody's Business   All For The Love Of Sunshine   All I Can Give You Is My Heart   All I Had To Do   All In Alabama   All My Rowdy Friends   All My Rowdy Friends (are Coming Over Tonight)   All My Rowdy Friends (have Settled Down)   All My Rowdy Friends Are Comin' Over Tonight (Mond...   All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight   All The Roads   Almost Nearly But Not Quite Plumb   Almost Persuaded   Always Loving You   America Will Survive   American Dream   American Offline   Amos Moses   Angels Are Hard To Find   Are You Ready for the Country   Attitude Adjustment   Baby We're Really In Love   Baby, We're Really In Love   Baby, We're Really In Love   Ballad Of Hank Williams   Be Careful Who You Love (Arthur's Song)   Be Careful Who You Love (arthur\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s...   Be Careful Who You Love (Arthur's Song)   Been There, Done That   Been There,done That   Before You Fell Out Of Love With Me   Between Heaven And Hell   Big River   Big Top Women   Big Twenty   Blood's Thicker Than Water   Blood's Thicker Than Water   Blue Lady In A Red Mercedes   Blues My Name   Born To Boogie   Both Sides Of Goodbye   Buck Naked   Cajun Baby   Can't You See   Clovis New Mexico   Cold Cold Ground   Cold, Cold Heart   Come And Go Blues   Come On Over To The Country   Conversation   Country Boy Can Survive   Country Love   Country Music (those Tear Jerking Songs)   Country State of Mind   Cross On The Highway   Cry Cry Darling   Cut Bank, Montana   Darling You Know I Wouldn't Lie   Daytona Nights   Detroit City   Devil In The Bottle   Diamind Mine   Dinosaur   Dirty Mind   Divorce Or Destroy   Dixie on My Mind   Don Juan D'Bubba   Don Juan D'Bubba   Dress Like An Icon   Early In The Morning And Late At Night   Eleven Roses   Endless Sleep   Everything Comes Down To Money And Love   Everything's Okay   Everytime I Hear That Song   Eyes Of Waylon   Family Tradition   Fat Friends   Fax Me A Beer   Feelin Better   Finders Are Keepers   First Year Blues   Forged By Fire   Free Born Man   Games People Play   Getting Over You   Gibbonsville Gold   Go Girl Go   God and Guns   God Fearin' Man   Good Friends, Good Whiskey, Good Lovin'   Good Leavin' Alone   Goodbye   Greeted In Enid   Guess What That's Right She's Gone   Guess What That's Right She's Gone   Guitar Money   Gulf Shore Road   Half As Much   Hamburger Steak, Holiday Inn   Hank Hill Is The King   Heaven Can't Be Found   Heaven Can't Be Found   Here I Am Fallin' Again   Here I Am Fallin' Again   Hey Good Lookin'   Hey, Good Lookin'   Hey, Good Lookin'   Hide And Seek   High Maintenance Woman   Hog Wild   Hold What You've Got   Hold What You've Got   Hollywood Honeys   Homesick   Honky Tonk Blues   Honky Tonk Train   Honky Tonk Women   Honky Tonkin'   Honky Tonkin'   House Of Gold   How Long Will You Keep Coming Back To Me   How's My Ex Treating You   How's My Ex Treating You   Howlin' At The Moon   Howlin' At The Moon   I Ain't Sharin' Sharon   I Can Take Anything   I Can't Be Myself   I Can't Change My Tune   I Can't Cry Back In   I Can't Decide   I Can't Get You Off Of My Mind   I Can't Help It   I Can't Take It No Longer   I Can't Be Myself   I Can't Change My Tune   I Can't Cry Back In   I Can't Help It   I Can't Take It No Longer   I Don't Care (if Tomorrow Never Comes)   I Don't Have Anymore Love Songs   I Don't Care (If Tomorrow Never Comes)   I Dreamed About Mama Last Night   I Fought The Law   I Got Rights   I Just Ain't Been Able   I Just Don't Like This Kind Of Livin'   I Love You A Thousand Ways   I Really Did   I Really Like Girls   I Saw The Light   I Still Miss Someone   I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink   I Think I’ll Just Stay Here And Drink   I Was With Red Foley (The Night He Passed Away)   I Went To All That Trouble For Nothin'   I Won't Be Home No More   I Wouldn't Change A Thing About You   I Wouldn't Change A Thing About You   I'd Rather Be Gone   I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die   I'll Follow You Up To Our Cloud   I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive   I'll Think Of Something   I'm A Long Gone Daddy   I'm For Love   I'm Gonna Break Your Heart   I'm Gonna Get Drunk And Play Hank Williams   I'm Gonna Sing   I'm In No Condition   I'm Just A Man   I'm Just Crying Cause I Care   I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry   I'm Sorry For You My Friend   I've Been Around   I've Been Down That Road Before   I've Got A Right To Cry   I've Got Rights   I've Loved You All Over The World   I'd Rather Be Gone   I'll Be A Bachelor Till I Die   I'll Never Get Out Of This World Alive   I'll Think Of Something   I'm A Long Gone Daddy   I'm For Love   I'm Gonna Break Your Heart   I'm Gonna Get Drunk And Play Hank Williams   I'm Gonna Sing   I'm In No Condition   I'm Just A Man   I'm One Of You   I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry   I've Been Around   I've Got A Right To Cry   If Heaven Ain't a Lot Like Dixie   If Heaven Ain't A Lot Like Dixie   If The South Woulda Won   If You Don't Like Hank Williams   If You've Got The Money (i've Got The Time)   In The Arms of Cocaine   It Don't Take But One Mistake   It's A Start   It's All Over But The Crying   It's A Start   It's All Over But The Crying   Jambalaya   Jambalaya (On the Bayou)   Jesus Don't Give Up On Me   Jesus Don't Give Up On Me   Just Another Town   Just Call Me Hank   Just Enough To Get In Trouble   Just Waitin'   Just Waiting   Kaw-liga   Keep The Change   Keep Your Hands To Yourself   Knoxville Courthouse Blues   Last Driftin' Cowboy   Last Pork Chop   Lawyers, Guns, And Money   Leave Them Boys Alone   Let's Keep The Heart In Country   Let's Keep The Heart In The Country   Let's Talk It Over Again   Let's Keep The Heart In Country   Life Gets Tee-jus Don't It   Liquor to Like Her   Living Proof   Lone Wolf   Lonely Street   Lonesome Whistle   Losin' You   Losin' You   Love M.D.   Lovesick Blues   Lyin' Jukebox   Lyin' Jukebox   Major Moves   Man To Man   Men With Broken Hearts   Mighty Oak Tree   Mind Your Own Business   Moanin' The Blues   Moanin' The Blues   Money Can't Buy Happiness   Montana Song   Moods Of Mary   Move It On Over   Mr Lincoln   Mr.weatherman   Mule Skinner Blues   My Bucket's Got A Hole In It   My Bucket's Got A Hole In It   My Heart Won't Let Me Go   My Heart Won't Let Me Go   My Name Is Bocephus   My Sweet Love Ain't Around   Naked Women And Beer   Name Dropper   Night Train To Memphis   Nobody's Child   Nobody's Child   O.d.'d In Denver   Od'd In Denver   Od'd In Denver   Old Flame, New Fire   Old Habits   Old Nashville Cowboys   Old School   On Susan's Floor   On Susan's Floor   Once And For All   Outdoor Lovin' 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  That's How They Do It In Dixie   The "F" Word   The American Dream   The American Way   The Angel Of Death   The Blues Man   The Chair That Rocked Us All   The Cheatin' Hotel   The Count Song   The Cow Turd Blues   The Kind Of Woman I Got   The Last Love Song   The Nashville Scene   The New South   The Pressure Is On   The Ride   The Same Old Story   There'll Be No Teardrops Tonight   There's A Devil In The Bottle   There's A Tear In My Beer   There's Gotta Be Much More To Life Than You   These Boots Are Made For Walkin'   They All Want To Go Wild (and I Want To Go Home)   They'll Never Take Her Love From Me   Thirsty   This Ain't Dallas   Those Days Are Gone   Three Day Trip   Tuesday's Gone   Walkin' To New Orleans   Waylon's Guitar   We Are Young Country   We Don't Apologize For America   Wealth Won't Save Your Soul   Weary Blues From Waitin'   Weatherman   What's on the Bar   When You're Tired Of Breaking Other Hearts   Where He's Going I've Already Been   Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound   Whiskey On Ice   Who's Taking Care Of Number One   Why Can't We All Just Get a Long Neck   Why Don't You Love Me   Wild And Blue   Women I've Ever Had   Women I've Never Had   Won't It Be Nice   Wrong Doin' Man   X-Treme Country   You Can't Take My Memories Of You   You Win Again   You're Gonna Change   You're Gonna Change (or I'm Gonna Leave)   Young Country (bush\/frist Campaign)   Young Man's Fancy   Your Cheatin' Heart   Your Love's Like A Stranger

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