I went to the pub. At eight 'o' clock.nIt was friday night. Spirits were high. nI played some pool. And ate some nuts.nHad a conversation with a fella named Bob.nnSo I picked up my pint. And drunk it in one. nIt was so lovely when it touched my tongue.nCoz you are the wonder of the universe.nI hope you love me or i'll die of thirst.nnStella I love you. Stella your my friend.nI hope you love me too.nn(Chorus) nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nnIt's closing time. I stagger home.nThe dog licks my balls and i'm sick on the floor.nThe wifes in bed. I stamp on her head.nPlease forgive me for what i've said.nIt's not my fault it's Stella, it's Stella, it's Stella, it's Stella.nnStella I love you. Stella your my friend.nI hope you love me too.nn(Chorus) nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nnIt's two 'o' clock in the afternoon.nMy head hurst so much but what could i do?nAnd the only thing i can think about is you, is you.nYou're on my mind all the time. nnStella I love you. Stella you're my friend. nI hope you love me too.nn(Chorus) nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella, Stella, Stella.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella I love you. Stella you're my friend.nStella, Stella, Stella, Stella you're my friend.