i'm a faker at bestnin front of you feministsnall my scars just wash offni'm a terrible activistni hate rodeos toonwon't eat beef for the life of meni think gays should get marriednbut married life ain't the life for menni am undeclared in most thingsnin religion and orientation and undergraduate degreesnand you've got a chip on your shoulder,ni keep salsa in my lapnyou should stop acting grumpynand start taking napsnbecause that's what we all didnand we turned out alright.nnwe like our music loud,nand our pants tightnalright, alright, alright