Yoko Ono more Sonny BononThey had a love childnAnd they said oh no, oh nonThey had a mission nThey had ambitionnThey had no talent nBut they were on televisionnnHe's the guy hanging on Madonna's skirtnShe's the girl grabbing on nTo Jack White's pursenThey wanna be, celebritiesnnNancy Spungen, she was a heronJust like Courtney, who was a zeronThey married rock stars, turned into junkiesnThey own the albums, they got the moneynnHe's the guy hanging on Madonna's skirtnShe's the girl grabbing on nTo Jack White's pursenThey wanna be, celebritiesnnHe's the guy holding hands with BeyoncenShe's the ho right behind P.Diddy's gamenThey wanna be, celebritiesnnWould U like 2?nWould U like 2?nWould U like 2?nSuckernnSharon Arden married OzzynShe ran the business, she was bossynThey got a sitcom, it topped the ratingsnShe did a talk shownBut it was so freaking nBoring it got cancellednnWould U like 2?nWould U like 2?nWould U like 2?nSucker