Something's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's Islandn nThere's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!nThe skipper seems more sedate than usual!nHe is wearing a bright orange jumpsuit!nAnd where are the palm trees?nMr. Howell now has the power to fly!nThe role of Mary Ann is now being played by Kareem Abdul-Jabar!nGinger is 500 feet high!nShe is made entirely out of zinc!nI don't remember her being that way in the first season!n nSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's Islandn nMrs. Howell is a printing press-nConsequently, her role in the show has been drastically reduced!nThe professor is inverted!nAll of his internal organs are exposed!nThere are seven Gilligans-nAll of various sizes and shapesnFive of them look exactly like Morley Safer!nThere is an extra character!nHis name is Tertanium X2A!nHis sole purpose on the show is to annoy Gilligan #5!n nSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's Islandn nThere's something wrong!nThe boat is no longer called the minnow!nIt's now called 'the daily special includes soup and a salad'nThe laugh track has been replaced by a dial tone!nAnd now the credits are rolling - they're hieroglyphics!nThe theme is being sung by the president of the American Dental Association!nAn announcer comes onnHe says, 'We are very sorry, but'n nSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's IslandnSomething's wrong with Gilligan's Islandn nThere's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!nThere's something wrong!nThere's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!nThere's something wrong!nThere's something wrong with Gilli-nHey you guys c'mere, look!nThere's something wrong with Gilligan's Island!nCall the authorities! Call the authorities!nCall the authorities! There's something wrong!nSomething wrong with Gilligan's Island!nEverything else is normalnLet's change the channelnLook, the Brady BunchnOh, this is the episode where Jan uh,ngets her teeth removednAnd the big plastic thing attached to her foreheadnWAIT - that's, no thats kind of unusual too,ncome to think of it!nThere's something wrong with the Brady Bunch!nThere's something wrong with the Brady Bunch!