I always thought I'd fall in love on an elevatornWe would push the same button and go to the same floornWhat if I've been getting on and off the wrong elevatornwhile someone perfectly nice I could settle fornis getting on and off an elevator next doornnAnd you can watch all the sappy romance movies you wantnwhen you turn them off you're just alone with your guitar and your dog nand your dog can't talknnSo you can give upngain the weight you never knew you wanted so muchnYou can shower but once a monthnand I do but someday your prince will comenAnd he may not be courageous and he may not be strongnand most likely doesn't own a horse you can ride away onnIf you want your fantasy baby better move to Hollywoodncause that's the only place shit fliesnAnd Cinderella's got nothing on me nand I'm prettier on the inside than Snow Whitenthe only difference I don't talk to mice when I clean my floors I don't crynnSomeday my prince will comenand he may not be available and he may not want younbut who's to say you have to ride awayncause it's hard to gorge yourself on great diner food when you're trying to look good for an assholenSomeday your prince will comenSomeday