[Intro: Dum-Dum and Happy P]n(Lighting a joint)n(Coughs)n[Dum-Dum]nGo head maannBoy that's 5n[Happy P]nThat's got to benn[Verse 1: Dum-Dum and Happy P]n[Dum-Dum]nI hit it from worst waysnAfter the first daynI'm needin it everydaynAnd twice on a ThursdaynBlood thick than waternIn pounds better than quartersnI smoking two jointsnWhile I'm knockin down yo daughternDope House Records is on firenSo grab the estinguishernI smoked out in the beamernBout to get emphezemanGun slingers rap singersnWith more stripe than the bengalsnNo need for the gang signnI'm using my trigga fingann[Happy P]nNow won't you roll onenPo the four onenSometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weednwith no onenYou know menI'm young Happy PnKick back and blow a sweetnWhile my niggas move keysnBitch pleasenI got G'snSippin corona with lima squeezenAnd platinum P'snOnly smoke on the fine leavesnI started outnSellin five dollar sweetsnAnd now I'm elevatingnSellin 5000 dollar beatsnn[Chorus: Grimm]nnI smoke two joints when I wake upnIn the car I smoke two jointsnI smoke two joints when in play video gamesnAnd every 10,000 pointsnI smoke two joints in time of peacenAnd two in time of warnI smoke two joints before I smoke two jointsnAnd then I smoke two morenn[Verse 2: SPM and Low-G]n[SPM]nMaan this killer herb got me runnin over curbsnAnd writing these raps full of misspelled wordsnI curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a pursenCause she like the twinkies that I slapped on mynhersenI take two charges it's really quite harmlessnThe only side effect is that it makes you retardednha hanI started in 82nIn fifth gradenYou can say I was in high schoolnTrue smokann[Low-G]nI got married at an early agenCon mi hermosanMaria es mi esposanMi sanchas Nina RosanMafiosanPero es un otra cosanMy wife es celoisanNo yores mariposanTan chiclosanTe triago from coasta coastanI got your corizon droppin mi bolsanBorracho de tu besosnHoja pa mis wesosnMe trais pesosnCon hidea pa me sesonn[Chorus]nn[Verse 3: Diamond and Grimm]n[Diamond]nDimaond pop the balla scenenSmoke two joints where I can beamnFlip the scene bizatinesnSippin lean sticky greennCome out fresh when it springnSteady flossin diamond ringsnBustin gats with BingnCatchin squares at tennBaby Beeshi got the thronenHappy P we fitin to rollnAnd shut em down we livin throwednGot the keysnWe got the vo'snHit and run cause the schemenHold my breath and feel my spinnSince diamond came aroundnNow she down with a teamnn[Grimm]nNow I'm down with Bobby BrownnBut I love Al GreennKeep a sweet in my mouth and anotha in my jeansnBout to blow em back to back takin two to the domenHome grown hydroponic always wanna get blownnStay stoned out the modenDrop a flow rock a shownGot to go out the donBoppin hoe after closenNose hits roach clipsnPlace a pink in my eyenAnd I'm always down wit tryin new ways to reach fornthe skynn[Chorus]nn[Verse 3: Baby Beesh and Lil Bing]n[Baby Beesh]nNow I be blowin only one but less than threenThat's the recipenYes indeed blowin oooey gooey a neccesitynDon't question menBlowin' heavily till I'm 70nThat's the remedynFeelin famous like the Kennedy'snFrom here to Tennessee sippin hennessenSmokin with intensitynFeel my ghetto energynFools be sweatin me for that rush in the LebanesenI be getting higher than the hills of BeverlynBeverlynn[Lil Bing]nTwo joints be smellay in my CadinFrom the Valley to CalinIn the alley servin pattiesnHastled by federalesnDrippin candynSippin brandynTwenty inches look fancynOn my way to the grammysnHoes droppin they pantiesnGot a freak named SandynMakin hits like SammienI'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steaknat Grandy'snSmashin off maan fo shonGot my tv's on glownSmokin two smokin fournThen mo with two mon[two mo repeats till fade]