Sloppy Joe, Pt. 2
Danny!

Gather round gather round I got another story to tell

Streets robbed me I wasn't educated properly

But fuck that I needed money for a Harley

Multi-colored streamers handlebars looking gnarly

Parked outside the bar security didn't card me

One of the perks of having a big penis

My blood sugar low like stabbing the kids' fingers

And Danger Mouse was at the spot looking dapper

Flagged the bartender and ordered a red snapper

So where was me and gnarls Barkley? At the Mardi gras

Posted up at this rinky dink bougie artsy bar

I overheard these two drunken fools lose it

Couldn't make it out my assumptions YouTube or shit

Or MySpace plays some artist that they came across

Popping shit about him talking like he lame or soft

Like Blahzay Blah, where the fuck they find him?

Turned around when I heard Def Jux shouldn't a signed him

Nigga what? Cracked a bottle in the fit of rage

Disengaged stabbed the second goofy in his ribcage


The first clown I gave him a Mike Tyson

Straight up and knife sliced him and gave him a nice bitin

Then I grabbed their heads banged em on the wall

Yo repeatedly frequently brains was on the floor

Man D Swain does it all took my size 17's and put the pain to they jaw

One stomp for the blogs that overlooked me

Two stomps for the promoters that never booked me

Three stomps for you fickle ass fucks

That say my shit is weak and think that Nickelback sucks

Blood was everywhere I was feeling good even did my Eddie Haskell dance

SugaLow was like I ain't know you was a Dizzee Rascal fan?

Well goddamn this isn't beef thought them boys was dissin me

Seven hours later called up Tiffany from the precinct

Loyal to a T but her feet stink

Bailed me out of jail even though her man was hatin on me

Took her to the crib shorty had a manwich waitin on me


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