Skwad Training
Artifacts

As we embark, on Boom Skwad blunt rolling technique, 314

For those of you needing a reference

Please turn your textbooks to page four

As you will notice the diagram above you

Please follow it's instructions to a T, do not make an error

For those of you needing further reference

You may, purchase the Redman album, the first one

Listen to the song How to roll a blunt

But until then, you shall learn


I use my Colt 45 to shoot down your old english

By the time that I'm finished I peel the caps off six Guinness

Skwad Training helps me to peep a sucker's weakness, like

Telling your secrets, or kicking it to your freakses


You couldn't go there with directions

I make crews break out like skin infections

From my rap lethal injections


Hoes get caught up in my web like flies

One look at my red eyes

Tricks jump into back flips like Jedis

Black little rascal dissin' dips at White Castle

Got love doctors baffled why bitches ride me like a saddle


Is it live or Memorex when I be on deck

Loose from deuce deuces from the neck and then I jet

Etcetera, catch my rap and after that kick back

Competitors could rap, but they recycle like six-packs

Wack ain't the word for ya, nigga, I never heard of ya

So turn it down a notch or two or watch my crew murder ya


Yo, hold the phone, tone niggaz like that's raps are prone

To disassemble members only who think they're grown

See, we're from the Bricks where tricks hustle for dick

DKNY, MC's think they rhyme styles be fly


I bear witness that, we bring the crispiness

Exquisite, prolific, the two that brew the gifted

Or uncanny, play school the days who misbehave

Pray their handy, MC's wreckin' niggaz with the dandy


Style so peep the tech, X be the brand called seb and

These niggaz from New Jerus is next on hand

Formulate rhymes, create lines, collaborate

With the DATs and mind state, that makes your brain cells ache

Niggaz get dissed in the cut, now they finished

Advantage to the victor all crews be diminished


You will continue rolling your blunts, in a counter-clockwise fashion

Gripping it firmly, yet loosely at the ends, twist it

In a counter-clockwise motion

No cheating, no Easy Wide will be distributed

You will be based to rely your skills on pure instinct


Tame One be rockin' on cloud nine with rhymes that flow frequent

Peep how when I speak I freak sequins

Henceforth I piss MC's off more often, I'm the boss

Hittin' my blunts dipped in secret sauce


B-ball treats, dance on treats like neats rapper that's fleet

Step on competition with my hollow tip cleats

Past the rumors, that, the Artifacts got lazy that's crazy

Makin' joints that make your thoughts hazy


Morocco Mole MC's can't see me with they specs on

Gassed up like getti watch me blow spots like Exxon

I'm unfuckwittable like Jamal and George Clinton

The Ex-West district politician like Gibson


Dissin' those who missin' blows, kick shit to program

A instrumental jammer by the mental blow's manner

Vicious, Delicious with the Vinyl fuck bitches

Who got dreams and wishes for niggaz to feed 'em fine dishes


We sabotage your entourage with a barrage of lyrical cheap shots

At your weak spots, sleep not

This style spits on MC's like I do beatbox

In my size nine Reeboks, I'm cummin' thru ya fuckin' block


MC's perish from the shit that we deliver

Giver of a script to play it like Frank Gifford

Fools with no tools get dealt with from the belt tip

Who else is higher from the first to get melted


Exactly, no match, niggaz puttin' caps on my raps

Actually, broads ain't naturally, fit

Fakin' jax, blow styles on the map

Artifacts, bringin' back, that shit that niggaz lack


Time, put your blunts down

Those of you who have rolled your blunts correctly

May pass on to a much higher state

Those of you who fucked up get an F in fetal blunt

For those ridiculous assholes, and that ridiculous canoe

You got burnin', you stay back

This is the Boom Skwad president signing off

May your blunts stay tight and your eyes red

Good evening


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