Yeah, what's up?nWhat's going on?nBefore we start this next record, I gotta put my shades on so I can feel cool.nYou remember that law? When you had to put your shades on to feel cool?nWell it's still the law.nYou gotta put your shades on before you can feel cool, know what I'm saying?nI don't put my shades on so I can see what you ain't doing, and you ain't doing nothing.nYou ain't doing nothing that I don't do.nNow let's get on with this shit anyway.nnnWay, way down in the ghetto deep,nThe bad-ass pimp stepped on the signifying rapper's feet.nAnd the rapper said, Nigga, can't you see you standing on my motherfucking feet?nThe bad-ass pimp said, Chump, I ain't heard a cocksucking word you said. You say some more, I'm gonna be standing on your motherfucking head.nYeah, that's what he said.nnEveryday when the sun goes down,nThe bad-ass pimp come to kick the rapper's ass all over the ghetto town.nBut the rapper got wise, started using his wit,nHe said, Man, I'm getting tired of this kick-ass shit.nnSo early, early, early in the morning the very next day,nThe rapper said, Mr. Pimp! Mr. Pimp! I got something to say!nThere's this mean, big bad faggot coming your way.nHe talk about you so bad, he turn my hair grey.nListen to what he say.nListen to this, mister bad-ass pimp.nThis is what the faggot said, he said:nHe know your daddy, and he's a faggot. And your mother's a whore.nHe said he seen you selling asshole door to door.nnYeah, that's what he said.nListen to what else he said, mister bad-ass pimp:nnHe said your granny, she's a dyke. And your other brother, he's a faggot.nAnd your little sister Lou? She's so low, she sucked the dick of a little maggot.nYeah, that's he said.nnThe bad-ass pimp was mad, jumped up in a hell of a rage,nhopped in his caddy, and loaded his 12-gauge.nCaught up with the faggot on 55th and Vine,nsaid, You faggot, it's gonna be your ass or mine.nnThe faggot looked at the pimp and saw fear in the pimp's eyes. nSaid, Motherfucker, you better go fuck with somebody your own damn size.nThe pimp made his move, and thought he was fast.nThe faggot sidestepped him and kicked him in his ass.nThey fought all that night and all the next day.nThat faggot kicked his ass in a hell of a way.nnMe myself, I don't know how he survived.nHe came back to the projects more dead than alive.nAnd the rapper, staying in another one of them tar-ass project buildings,nHe said, Damn, something smell.nHe said, Mister bad-ass pimp, you look like you been through hell.nAs I told one my hoes before you left,nI shoulda kicked your ass my motherfucking self.