Hurry, hurry, step right upnSee the sideshow in town for only fifty centsnnStep right up, hurry, hurry before the show begins, my friendsnStand in line, get your tickets, I hope you will attendnIt'll only cost you fifty cents to seenWhat life has done to those like you and mennSee the man with the broken heart, you'll see that he is sad, nHe hurts so bad [So bad, so bad]nSee the girl who has lost the only love she ever hadnThere's got to be no sadder show to seenNo doubt about it, satisfaction's guaranteednn[Chorus:]nSo let the sideshow beginnHurry, hurry, step right on innCan't afford to pass it bynGuaranteed to make you crynLet the sideshow begin (Hurry, hurry)nHurry, hurry, step right on innCan't afford to pass it bynGuaranteed to make you crynnSee the man who's been cryin' for a million years, nSo many tears [So many tears]nSee the girl who's collected broken hearts for souvenirsnIt's more exciting than a one man bandnThe saddest little show in all the landnn[Chorus x 2]nnLet the sideshow begin (Step right on in)