I built this diaphragm so I could bang your four rifles and play around with your little sister cannonballsnWhen they said you were a paraplegic they forgot to mention you could dance the CharlestonnI love a good Charleston in the afternoonnThe Mormons have brought levitations to Republican way of thoughtnGod bless that Auntie M. for making that callDrip down me like the dirty horse carriage motherfucker I amnGive your son my glass eye for HanukkahnHe means well for a bed wetter