Shut Up & Play The Piano
Chilly Gonzales

Hello microphone, it's me Chilly

No, no, take it again, take it out


Hello microphone, it's me Jason

I know you prefer me on the piano so be patient

You might've guessed I'm a bit rusty

So its best if you act impressed, trust me


When I rap its like I'm someone else

It's like I don't know how to play the piano

Please somebody help

My inner Eric Satie's buried so deep inside

I still can't decide where I reside


Ten years in, still an underdog

Got like a hundred songs on a hundred blogs

And I got a million opinions

And you'll never get rid of me, I'm like the Palestinians


So I slip into my slippers 'cause these hipsters

I think they starved for music like Yom Kippur

And this piano doesn't laugh at my bad jokes

And this piano doesn't like second hand smoke


One of these days, one of these days

One of these days I will shut up and play the piano

Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano

Shut up and play the piano


Verbal gonorrhea, I'm contagious

Pages upon pages like bank statements

ABC, I always bring changes



So what more can I, mouth moving

Not saying much anymore thus proving

My new album's now finished

You might not like it but it's good for you, eat your spinach

And I hope you speak English


Musical professor, the flesh presser

Put your hands in the air like an empty gesture

The haircuts change but the head fuck remains

The cock is feign, the pussy is your brains


Solo piano's musical cocaine

I tell myself make another, don't be so vain

But imagine if I just tossed it off

Imagine if the cock was soft


Imagine if I turned just the image of the one and only album

That people really cared about, well, that would be a problem

So bear with me, I'll be right with you

Thank God, I have another personality to switch to


Take the piano to a desert island

And take the time to write, to remain silent

ABC, I always bring changes

So listen how a real arranger arranges


One of these days, one of these days

One of these days I will shut up and play the piano

Shut up and play the piano, shut up and play the piano

Shut up and play the piano


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